Adam or Yve?

[cacian]

Who came first?
How do I know for sure that the bible is right?

[cafolini]

Who came first?
How do I know for sure that the bible is right?

It is obvious that Yve came first. Otherwise, who laid Adam's eggs? The rib is not material. Otherwise, Adam would have given the two instead of the rib. In order to understand this, the funny logic of Saint Agustin is absolutely necessary. With a little re-enforcement of Aristotle and the tender intentions of Alexander Zeus Great, the case is resolved. Don't believe anything you hear.

[cacian]

It is obvious that Yve came first. Otherwise, who laid Adam's eggs? The rib is not material. Otherwise, Adam would have given the two instead of the rib. In order to understand this, the funny logic of Saint Agustin is absolutely necessary. With a little re-enforcement of Aristotle and the tender intentions of Alexander Zeus Great, the case is resolved. Don't believe anything you hear.

Saint Augustin's logic? do you have a link or something about this?

[cafolini]

I think I already posted a taste of humoriferous Saint Agustin. He claimed, for example, that Joseph had to be a male virgin because if it were not the case, God could not have trusted him to marry Mary.

[cacian]

I think I already posted a taste of humoriferous Saint Agustin. He claimed, for example, that Joseph had to be a male virgin because if it were not the case, God could not have trusted him to marry Mary.

Yes but how is that to do with Joseph. I thought Mary was a virgin who could not have any sexual contact and only through God that Jesus was born.
Why would Joseph be a virgin? I mean if it was I him i would have been well pissed to know that Jesus was the son of god and not his.
The other mess is that if you believe Mary was a virgin then one believes anything.