if you were game

[cacian]

Rules: In an alphabetical order:
One Asks:
if you were a potatoe what would you do?

Next Answers:
I would roll in the dirt.

so to recap:
ASK:
say If you were SOMETHING, anything?
ANSWER:
I would DO or SAY or BE ANYTHING, something.


So I start:
if you were an APOCALYPSE?

[cafolini]

If I were a potatoe I would live on a couch.
If I were an apocalypse I would damage the couch with strident farts of my trumpet.

[cacian]

OK my next since you did not ask?

what what would you do if you were a BOLCHEVIST?

[cafolini]

I'd stop before I am completely useless.

[cacian]

Ok here is the next question

what you do if you were a COLONIAL?

[tonywalt]

I am a colonial and loving it (Answer: I would stay British 4 ever)

If you were a stolen/stripped (for the 8th time) water pump in Africa what would you do?

[cacian]

I will go looking for the source of water in Africa instead.

if you were a DUKE what you do/say?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Say.. " March on my troops we are almost at the gates, the king is away and the throne is ours for the taking "

Do... banish the king in exile for eternity. (well thats how kings treats kings).


If i were a King/Queen, should i carry on as the head of state or reinstate the previous king?