2013

[Biggus]

I HATE JANUARY

I hate January
January I do not enjoy
It has no pleasure
It has no joy

Christmas is over
All the money has gone
5 weeks till payday
January is wrong

I love December
December has it all
December is the time
To have a ball

In fact December
Has to much fun
And not enough time
To get it all done

The Festivities
Leave us in a daze
There is too much
For 31 days

So the solution
Is a simple one
I can’t believe
It hasn’t been done

Get rid of January
No one likes it
Have two Decembers
Then everything will fit

IT’S SUCH A MILD NEW YEAR

It’s such a mild New Year
All the birds are singing noisily
Noisy little bastards
Should be frozen to a tree

[cacian]

Aww I adore January hehe it is when it snows the most. December can be tricky and does not always guarantee a white christmas.
Anyway it was a fun read and thank you for posting:)

[Melanie]

Very clever. Glad I stopped by. Looking forward to more.

[Biggus]

Thank you both

[deryk]

A great subject for a frustrated form of limerick.

[Haunted]

I hate January and it can't be over fast enough. I enjoyed the wit and the mean fun, but I hope no birds were harmed in writing this! :D

[Paulclem]

Good fun.

Get rid of January
No one likes it
Have two Decembers
Then everything will fit

I thought this stanza would benefit from a rethink, seeing as it delivers the punchline. Good stuff though.