I Think I'll Get A Cat Instead

[E.A Rumfield]

My dog is praying
facing east but I kick
his *** out.
Two thousand years
of Biblical nonsense
and we still haven't
learned our lesson
God hates us if there is one
He looks down on us with abhorrence
and makes the string on my guitar break
but he loves my dog, and he sits
praying facing east
I think I'll give him up tomorrow.