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Volya
01-02-2013, 12:16 PM
Look, stop it now lady, just stop. There’s really no point struggling, you’re not going anywhere anytime soon. I know you must be feelings very scared right now, very confused, but it’s all quite ok. I am a dragon, you are a princess, hence I have abducted you and will shortly devour you after possibly having a nap.

Good god woman please don’t scream so loud, you’ll wake the neighbours and I really don’t want to have to deal with an angry mob at this time of night.

Now as I was saying, I do indeed plan to eat you. But don’t worry I’m sure some knight or other will be along shortly to thwart my plans.



What do you mean there are no knights here? This is Lasia, isn’t it?
It’s not?
Oh…
Bugger

My dear I’m afraid there’s been a terrible mix-up. That troll under the bridge must have given me wrong directions. This sure casts a different light on your position…
I guess I’ll have to eat you now. Don’t look so glum and forlorn now, not all hope is lost. Maybe a group of angry villagers are on their way now to rescue you!

Or then again, maybe they’re not.

THE END

I felt like writing something amusing, hopefully it will amuse a few other people. It's a shame there are no St Georges in real life, but I think there are definitely a few dragons.

Alexander III
01-02-2013, 12:47 PM
Hahaha love the tittle butithink the members here are to old to get the reference.

sarah.nichole
01-03-2013, 01:00 PM
I'm only 20 and I didn't get the reference. But I still thought it was amusing. I think it would be a good idea for a short story. Everything just keeps going wrong for the dragon kind of idea.

Charles Darnay
01-03-2013, 02:37 PM
^it's a meme, and a sarcastic retort to a long-winded rambling story that you weren't really paying attention to. I thought it worked here, mainly because the only response I can think of this story is:

"cool story, bro"

AuntShecky
01-06-2013, 01:50 AM
Something in the Zeitgeist? Two dragon stories on the same day. Well, at least they're not zombies or vampires for a change.

Volya
01-06-2013, 08:20 AM
I'll have you know my story came first :p