Volya
01-02-2013, 12:16 PM
Look, stop it now lady, just stop. There’s really no point struggling, you’re not going anywhere anytime soon. I know you must be feelings very scared right now, very confused, but it’s all quite ok. I am a dragon, you are a princess, hence I have abducted you and will shortly devour you after possibly having a nap.
Good god woman please don’t scream so loud, you’ll wake the neighbours and I really don’t want to have to deal with an angry mob at this time of night.
Now as I was saying, I do indeed plan to eat you. But don’t worry I’m sure some knight or other will be along shortly to thwart my plans.
…
What do you mean there are no knights here? This is Lasia, isn’t it?
It’s not?
Oh…
Bugger
My dear I’m afraid there’s been a terrible mix-up. That troll under the bridge must have given me wrong directions. This sure casts a different light on your position…
I guess I’ll have to eat you now. Don’t look so glum and forlorn now, not all hope is lost. Maybe a group of angry villagers are on their way now to rescue you!
Or then again, maybe they’re not.
THE END
I felt like writing something amusing, hopefully it will amuse a few other people. It's a shame there are no St Georges in real life, but I think there are definitely a few dragons.
Good god woman please don’t scream so loud, you’ll wake the neighbours and I really don’t want to have to deal with an angry mob at this time of night.
Now as I was saying, I do indeed plan to eat you. But don’t worry I’m sure some knight or other will be along shortly to thwart my plans.
…
What do you mean there are no knights here? This is Lasia, isn’t it?
It’s not?
Oh…
Bugger
My dear I’m afraid there’s been a terrible mix-up. That troll under the bridge must have given me wrong directions. This sure casts a different light on your position…
I guess I’ll have to eat you now. Don’t look so glum and forlorn now, not all hope is lost. Maybe a group of angry villagers are on their way now to rescue you!
Or then again, maybe they’re not.
THE END
I felt like writing something amusing, hopefully it will amuse a few other people. It's a shame there are no St Georges in real life, but I think there are definitely a few dragons.