A special offer for the End of the World

[DocHeart]

Ahead of the end of the world next Saturday, I would like to inform everyone that my flat in Galatsi, Athens, has been identified as a 100% safe place due to the positive energy emanating from my armpits. This has been scientifically tested and, indeed, proven, by Armpit Science specialists at the University of Cambridge and the MIT.

One square metre spaces in my flat are (most reasonably) priced at 50,000 euros *for the whole weekend* (not just Saturday, cause you never know). Book now and get a FREE vial containing my armpit scent, blessed by the Archbishop of Galatsi himself during a special ceremony which was held over Skype last night.

More information about this special offer including details regarding my refund policy can be found here:

www.clickthislinkifyoureatotaldickhead.com

[miyako73]

Doc, you need to sit down and put this funny wit on paper and publish.

[AuntShecky]

I thought it was supposed to be Friday, the 21st. Guess it depends on what time zone we happen be in.

[DocHeart]

I thought it was supposed to be Friday, the 21st. Guess it depends on what time zone we happen be in.

Oh damn. So it should be.

Okay, I'll tell you what, I'll throw in Friday too, and Thursday. Price unchanged. Free vial of armpit scent still on.

:D

[prendrelemick]

Can I pay in Greek Government bonds?

[Emil Miller]

Can I pay in Greek Government bonds?

:lol: You probably could. The Greeks are beginning to cotton on that Frau Merkel is prepared to go to the wire with German bailouts rather than see Greece leave the Euro.