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hillwalker
11-12-2012, 07:04 PM
COPING STRATEGIES

November the 8th, 1999. That was the day mum was told by her doctors that she had an inoperable brain tumour. They gave her less than five weeks to live.

Dad took it the worst, as if he was the one who wouldn't get to see in the new millennium. All that fuss gone to waste. He was distraught. The money he'd spent on mum's Christmas present. He'd never get to see her eyes light up when she opened it. A crying shame. And the chances of getting his cash back on a second-hand Dyson vacuum cleaner were slimmer than slim given that he'd bought it in a car boot sale.

Mother wasn't as distraught as one might expect. She was angry. Angry that she was being cheated out of the restful years of her life. Recently retired she'd been looking forward to spending more time with dad and watching her grandchildren grow up. Catching up on her embroidery or pottering about in the garden. The simple things were the most precious.

We suggested bringing Christmas forward. Holding the festivities a month early. Then at least mum could have her share of the turkey dinner and Aunt Ethel's sherry trifle. But she refused point blank. Said everything would taste like ashes.
'Might as well bring my funeral forward as well,' she muttered. 'Get it all over and done with in one go.'

So we had a family meeting behind mum's back. Got dad to do something adventurous for once in his life. Put his hand in his pocket. It meant him taking out most of his life savings. Cashing in our inheritance. But a last minute holiday - two weeks of winter sunshine in the Caribbean on a luxury cruise liner for less than £1,000 a person - seemed too good an opportunity to miss. It would make those final few days so much easier for everyone.

You should have seen the look on mum's face. She couldn't hide the fact that she'd been expecting to come with us.

H

E.A Rumfield
11-12-2012, 07:34 PM
That's some good black humor.

Delta40
11-12-2012, 07:39 PM
Lol. What bastards! I was going to say you could flesh this story out a bit more but with an ending like that, there really is no need!

sarah.nichole
11-13-2012, 10:06 AM
That was terrible! But I have to admit it made me laugh...

I think that makes me a bit of a bad person.

hillwalker
11-13-2012, 10:09 AM
Oo-er - well, it was intended to provide a guilty laugh. And aren't we all a little bit bad?

Thanks all 3 for reading - and for having the courage to admit it made you smile.

H

DieterM
11-13-2012, 10:55 AM
Guilty as bloody f*** here, sir! Mine was a laugh of guilt and surprise. I mean, your wry humour should've forwarned me right away, but it didn't. Or maybe I'm just extra-thick, which is a possibility I wouldn't completely discard. The story's good because short. Felt like a cuppa strong coffee. Thanks for sharing!

alex4
11-13-2012, 11:27 AM
Good one. Love the ending :)

Jerrybaldy
11-13-2012, 11:31 AM
Didnt see it coming until it had gone right past. You bugger ;)

Steven Hunley
11-13-2012, 03:18 PM
Well, this WAS funny. I was getting more and more teary-eyed and sympathetic---until the end. Good short stuff.

MANICHAEAN
11-13-2012, 04:58 PM
As my eldest daughter is apt to say in terms of modern day appreciation, “Dad that was wicked!”
Best regards
M.

hillwalker
11-13-2012, 06:29 PM
Thanks all of you for reading - a case of keeping it short and not so sweet.

H