Game: Ask the Person Above You

[Calidore]

Provide a question for the answer from the person above you, and
give a new answer to the person below you.

Answer: Opposite day.

[BienvenuJDC]

What is night?

A dirty pair of socks

[iamnobody]

What's that smell?

Fish fingers and custard.

[lilimarlene]

What did you have for dinner this evening?
My beating heart.

[Calidore]

What did I have for dinner this evening?

Autumn rain.

[BienvenuJDC]

What's that lovely smell?

A classic face palm

[Calidore]

If the talking tree in The Wizard of Oz grew coconuts instead of apples, what would it be?

An overactive imagination.

[Jerrybaldy]

What is needed for a prolonged sex life?

Warts.

[cacian]

what do you call that?

Pyjamas

[Calidore]

That elephant was wearing what when you shot him?

The playoffs.

[cacian]

What is your ticket for?

Jaelousy.

[tonywalt]

What was the motive for the crime?

Short and stock, with an impish grin.

[Calidore]

Why do you like Danny DeVito?

The full moon

[lilimarlene]

When I feel most alive!

It twisted and turned and then it was gone.

[tonywalt]

My last paycheck.

It barely made it, but got in somehow.

[lilimarlene]

How are things working since you've stop taking Viagra ?
Sometimes it's just better that way.

[tonywalt]

a Semi, a full truck might be too big to get under the bridge.

How many times have you danced this month?

[lilimarlene]

What kind of random question would you ask a person as an icebreaker?

it didn`t go anywhere and I left quickly.

[Calidore]

What happened last time you asked a question about dancing as an icebreaker?

Unexpected rain.

[lilimarlene]

What always happens when I just get my hair done and I`m all dressed in white?

ambiguity is commonplace

[tonywalt]

How should one protect themselves from making wrong decisions? (a certain Office that a certain someone works....)

Drop it and crawl away slowly.

[lilimarlene]

How did my last date end?

It's too late.

[Calidore]

How did the phone call after your last date end?

A dark and stormy night.

[lilimarlene]

What was the result of too much rum and ginger beer at Tom Moore's Tavern .

Unexpected as usual.

[tonywalt]

The ticket i got on the way home.

A helmet, padded room, and a colouring book.

[lilimarlene]

How you`re going to end up if you don`t behave.

I just put it in there for show.

[Calidore]

Why is there a fly in the Jello?

A broken barstool

[tonywalt]

My only memory of Friday nite.

A trunk full of whisky, cigarettes, and bibles.

[lilimarlene]

What happened after the steak and kidney pie eating contest?

beacuse I felt like blowing off steam

[tonywalt]

Why did you climb to the top of the bell tower with a paint ball gun and water balloons?

A empty room with disco music blaring.

[lilimarlene]

How my last party ended(and a broken bar stool)

black high heels and a top hat.

[tonywalt]

Me: Uuuuum....I'm looking for an outfit that would really make a statement, metrosexual with a touch of nostalgia.
Sales clerk: Right this way....let me just show you this-

[lilimarlene]

What I`m going to hear when I go shopping on my lunch hour.

cold and darkness and the sound of someone screaming in the distance.

[tonywalt]

what happened in that dream last night?

Wine, Cheese, and dancing midgets

[lilimarlene]

What's on the menu for my brunch today

Reassuringly boring everyday practices.

[tonywalt]

How do i think of my hedonistic pursuits?

A quick slap, brief confustion, and then karma.

[lilimarlene]

A perfect description of last night

It was revenge pure and simple.

[tonywalt]

When my dog stole his brother's squeaky toy.

Further, further, further, WHOA!- oH No.

[lilimarlene]

The result of too much neglect.

Perfection takes time.

[tonywalt]

For some people....

Yea. I got money- let me see what's in the bag.

[lilimarlene]

I got mounted grenade launchers, portable anti-aircraft guns and a pair of 17 year old Swedish twins, you got the money?

I would ,but it's hard to swallow

[tonywalt]

Dont' move, i'm almost there.

Bring Cannolis, wine, and a shovel.

(oops supposed to be questions on this thread)

[lilimarlene]

Who the ***** cares? I'll dig the *****in' hole. I don't give a **** What is it the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. What you want me to bring?

Truth is stranger than fiction.

[tonywalt]

(you usually don't have angry cursing prose, but that's cool).

What are the results the test on the bleeding wart?

[lilimarlene]

[QUOTE=tonywalt;1184759](you usually don't have angry cursinprose, but that's cool

That's cause I was channeling the Joe Pesci character in Goodfellas

[tonywalt]

oh! Funny!


I'm sorry, I'd love to go but my racoons are giving birth on Friday.

[Jerrybaldy]

Two ladies have asked if you would like a threesome friday night?


Because they love the taste of cheese.

[tonywalt]

Why did they honeymoon in Cheddar, Somerset?

We have found your eels.

[lilimarlene]

I was just about to get preparation going for the Unadon, but I can't find them anywhere.

rub-downs and seawater sprays

[Jerrybaldy]

what can i get for a tenner ?

A nasty little rash.

[lilimarlene]

So what exactly did you get out of giving him a tenner ?


On the road to Zion.

[Jerrybaldy]

Where was Bob last seen?

Grahams number

[tonywalt]

What should we do this Friday for entertainment?

The pregnant widow gazed at her scarred wrists, swigged the iced vodka, and returned to her tupperware presentation.

[Jerrybaldy]

What is the plot for the latest tupperware ad?

I would never speak to you again.

[tonywalt]

The girl listened to his proposal of marriage and thought of the weary road ahead and how little it had to give and said, "If you ask me this ?#$t one more time..

He limped to the side of the road and saw that all the midgets were alive, well, and hiding in the ditch.

[Buh4Bee]

Did the monster attack any other circus train cars?

The tree fell on the dog house.

[tonywalt]

How was the husband killed?

She limped from the upturned tricycle and threw herself into his arms.

[Buh4Bee]

Where was the child and husband when he showed up?

Her brother came to inspect the septic system, she found over flowing when she got home from work.

[tonywalt]

Why is her brother covered in #$%^?

He belly crawled out of the high end restaurant pockets stuffed with bread

[Buh4Bee]

Why was the nanny yelling at toddler at the door as the family left the restaurant?

A bird crapped on my shirt and my car won't start.

[tonywalt]

Why did you miss your own wedding?

I think something is wrong with your toilet bowl

[Buh4Bee]

Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?

The saw cut off his finger.

[tonywalt]

Tony "Big Club" Painosa asked "Where is my gosh darn money?"

With one final crash it fell.

[Calidore]

How did Humpty Dumpty cure his hiccups?

Exactly what you'd think.

[Enchantress]

What do you think?

my noisy neighbors

[tonywalt]

Who's in charge of neighborhood watch.

They need more cheese otherwise chaos

[papayahed]

Why are the DAR women holding the waitstaff hostage?

Beacause I couldn't find any Kale.

[tonywalt]

Why am i annoyed about dinner

Bubba sat on the log and continued on down the stream with a silly grin

[Calidore]

What did Bubba do after winning the log-rolling contest?

The sooner, the better.

[Bleeding Pawn]

When is the right time to confront our worst nightmares?

Don`t even think about it.

[Calidore]

Is it really impossible for a helicopter to do a vertical loop?

Pomp & Circumstance

[Bleeding Pawn]

What would you like to say about the presidential gala?

That sums it all up.

[tonywalt]

one plus one is two?

Momma says life's like a box of chocolates

[Bleeding Pawn]

Which the most insipid quote you ever came across online?

we surely have come a long way.

[tonywalt]

I see you no longer talk about kiddy video games as much?

She wanted it done that way.

[Bleeding Pawn]

Prosecutor: Do tell me, what was the reason for locking your colleague`s ex in a cage full of monkeys?

Depends but it gets murkier every second delayed.

[tonywalt]

I don't want to invade Wally World- is there an alternative?

Ease in then pull back.

[Calidore]

What's the proper way to drill a cavity?

Up, up, and away!

[Bleeding Pawn]

What were the magic words spoken by the Wright brothers while on their very first flight?

Just give a little heat and it will vapourise into thin air.

[Calidore]

What's the best way to deal with stiffness?

Three.

[Bleeding Pawn]

How many administrators were online today?

Sums it all up.

[Calidore]

1 + 2 + 3 ad infinitum = ?

Just around the corner.

[Bleeding Pawn]

How long, for reply to my post?

Someone has already scribbled on it.

[Calidore]

Why was the graffiti artist despondent after finding the perfect location?

Hanging by a thread.

[Calidore]

How would you describe Chicago's finances?

A bump in the night.

[Pompey Bum]

What was found after a mosquito got inside of Sir Lancelot's armor?

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon

[Pendragon]

Where did Dionysus grow his wine grapes?

The Great Wall of China

[Calidore]

"The peasants are bored again. Got any project suggestions?"

Half a loaf.

[Pendragon]

"How much bread do we have left?

Golden Arches