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BienvenuJDC
09-24-2012, 11:27 PM
It's been 25 years...
Princess Bride fans...change your Profile Pics...
Let loose with your favorite quotes...
iamnobody
09-24-2012, 11:30 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
BienvenuJDC
09-24-2012, 11:32 PM
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means...
Charles Darnay
09-24-2012, 11:34 PM
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha""
Mutatis-Mutandis
09-24-2012, 11:40 PM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Edit: Gah! I had this window open for a bit before posting, and Bien beat me to it!
Edit 2: I'm just copying and pasting this whole exchange:
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck: [Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor]
I especially like the "It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand" part. :lol:
qimissung
09-25-2012, 12:10 AM
"Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya-"Who are you?"
The Man in Black-"No one of consequence."
Inigo Montoya-"I must know..."
The Man in Black-"Get used to disappointment."
Westley-"As you wish..."
Buh4Bee
09-28-2012, 05:47 PM
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Scheherazade
09-28-2012, 06:30 PM
Is this a bad time to confess that I have never watched "The Princess Bride"?
BienvenuJDC
09-28-2012, 06:46 PM
(Gasp)
qimissung
09-28-2012, 07:17 PM
I know a way we can remedy that, Scher!!!! :D
Helga
09-29-2012, 04:53 PM
just finished watching it, still good. I always like 'the six fingered man'
not an exact quote but he said something like: go to sleep sir, without your health you have nothing
I feel kinda bad for the prince, he didn't get his war :( Also 'the man in black' brutally killed a giant rat, that ain't nice!
wanna read the book, I tried to find in Icelandic so I could read it to my boy but it hasn't been translated... maybe I'll just do it myself
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