Jerrybaldy
09-07-2012, 07:22 PM
Baby has a bloody surprise, beneath its pram,
teaching daddy a thing or two.
Its on a high street that offers Costa Coffee
and a Subway too.
But not the one by you.
Boy loses legs,
but that was yesterday.
Son kills father,
'Oedipus' shouts the morning press,
failing to guess, he was gay.
My goldfish died this morning
Jesus Christ, I knew it was coming,
when he took to swimming on his back.
It was tragic, but the traffic
kept on trailing past.
Young girl dies by a well,
I have a sink and tap,
so I am philanthropic,
two pound a month
and I can feel just swell.
I salute with relief,
all those about to drown,
opaque eyes, hands held out,
flapping, upside down.
teaching daddy a thing or two.
Its on a high street that offers Costa Coffee
and a Subway too.
But not the one by you.
Boy loses legs,
but that was yesterday.
Son kills father,
'Oedipus' shouts the morning press,
failing to guess, he was gay.
My goldfish died this morning
Jesus Christ, I knew it was coming,
when he took to swimming on his back.
It was tragic, but the traffic
kept on trailing past.
Young girl dies by a well,
I have a sink and tap,
so I am philanthropic,
two pound a month
and I can feel just swell.
I salute with relief,
all those about to drown,
opaque eyes, hands held out,
flapping, upside down.