Biggus
08-29-2012, 06:38 AM
WHEN YOU’VE FOUND YOUR PERFECT OTHER
When you’ve found your perfect other
Don’t allow yourself to be hesitative
And don’t judge the woman you love
By the disposition of her relatives
WHEN YOU ARE DROWNING
When you are drowning
In a sea of despair
Swamped by poverty
Weighted down by apathy
No one is going to pull you out
Unless you reach up a hand
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT DOUBT
She is beautiful without doubt
But the one thing I cannot tell
Is whether she has more sense
Than just her sense of smell
COME AND FEEL SOMETHING SURPRISING
Come and feel something surprising
Its throbbing fit to burst
Well I did mean feel my pulse
But we can certainly start there first
YOU’RE NO LONGER ABLE TO BRAG
You’re no longer able to brag
About being a lean piece of scrag
Now your looks have started to flag
And your bits have started to sag
Now your arse has started to drag
You’ve turned into an old bag
GIVE ME A RIGOROUS EXAM
Give me a rigorous exam
Oh won’t you please nurse Pam
You can be a rough Madam
Poke me and prod me, then wham
You can take me as I am
Or you can cover me in jam
I don’t give a damn
As long as I get nurse Pam
I WAS DRIVING ALONG THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY
I was driving along the dual carriageway
When my boss phoned me
And told me I was being promoted
It came out of the blue and surprised me
It came as such a shock
That I swerved the car quite violently
A little further along the dual carriageway
And my boss phoned me again
And told me along with the promotion
Came a very nice financial gain
It came as such a shock
That I swerved the car violently again
A little further along the dual carriageway
And my boss phoned to tell me
And told me along with the promotion
Came the executive washroom key
It came as such a shock
That I again swerved the car violently
My boss phoned further down the carriageway
And I answered in hands free mode
And told me along with the promotion
I was to receive the penthouse code
It came as such a shock
I swerved and careered off the road
When you’ve found your perfect other
Don’t allow yourself to be hesitative
And don’t judge the woman you love
By the disposition of her relatives
WHEN YOU ARE DROWNING
When you are drowning
In a sea of despair
Swamped by poverty
Weighted down by apathy
No one is going to pull you out
Unless you reach up a hand
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT DOUBT
She is beautiful without doubt
But the one thing I cannot tell
Is whether she has more sense
Than just her sense of smell
COME AND FEEL SOMETHING SURPRISING
Come and feel something surprising
Its throbbing fit to burst
Well I did mean feel my pulse
But we can certainly start there first
YOU’RE NO LONGER ABLE TO BRAG
You’re no longer able to brag
About being a lean piece of scrag
Now your looks have started to flag
And your bits have started to sag
Now your arse has started to drag
You’ve turned into an old bag
GIVE ME A RIGOROUS EXAM
Give me a rigorous exam
Oh won’t you please nurse Pam
You can be a rough Madam
Poke me and prod me, then wham
You can take me as I am
Or you can cover me in jam
I don’t give a damn
As long as I get nurse Pam
I WAS DRIVING ALONG THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY
I was driving along the dual carriageway
When my boss phoned me
And told me I was being promoted
It came out of the blue and surprised me
It came as such a shock
That I swerved the car quite violently
A little further along the dual carriageway
And my boss phoned me again
And told me along with the promotion
Came a very nice financial gain
It came as such a shock
That I swerved the car violently again
A little further along the dual carriageway
And my boss phoned to tell me
And told me along with the promotion
Came the executive washroom key
It came as such a shock
That I again swerved the car violently
My boss phoned further down the carriageway
And I answered in hands free mode
And told me along with the promotion
I was to receive the penthouse code
It came as such a shock
I swerved and careered off the road