My name is Vicky and I'm an exotic dancer...

[victoriaval]

I have a blog see what I'm up to every Tuesday! Bye!

[Emil Miller]

I have a blog see what I'm up to every Tuesday! Bye!

Damn! Banned before I had a chance to see what she was up to every Tuesday, although I wasn't exactly surprised to see that stlukes beat me to her public profile.

[tonywalt]

There is lack of exotic dancers on Onlit - i've said it for months!

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I agree. Exotic dancers are a much oppressed minority, and these forums should value their input.

[Lokasenna]

I could attempt an exotic dance for the benefit of LitNet members, but I fear I might be arrested.

[Emil Miller]

I could attempt an exotic dance for the benefit of LitNet members, but I fear I might be arrested.

Actually that would make an interesting thread i.e Which forum member would you like to see give an exotic dance?

[Delta40]

What is the virtual currency of Lit-Net? :p

[Emil Miller]

What is the virtual currency of Lit-Net? :p

Agreed, but in my mind's eye I've already got you about to drop the seventh veil.

[Delta40]

Agreed, but in my mind's eye I've already got you about to drop the seventh veil.

Me? Good grief no. I'm thinking somebody should 'invent' Lit-Net currency and nominate members to strut their stuff. Don't be gender biased now :nono:

[JuniperWoolf]

I think we had used some form of virtual currency for betting in the World Cup thread. Anyway, I'd nominate Skib, he already has the cattle rustler get-up.

[tonywalt]

Male dancers - Banana Hammocks:rofl:

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

It doesn't take long for the smell of latex to bring the fellas around.



Damn! Banned before I had a chance to see what she was up to every Tuesday, although I wasn't exactly surprised to see that stlukes beat me to her public profile.
Yeah, he didn't even bother to post and went straight to her page and you weren't far off his heels.


There is lack of exotic dancers on Onlit - i've said it for months!


I could attempt an exotic dance for the benefit of LitNet members, but I fear I might be arrested.


Anyhow, my main purpose here was to remind all that we were very close to our dream with
RomanaK.
She made her one and so far only appearance here:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53281&page=2

(Looks like St. Lukes paid her a visit as well along with MANICHAEAN)



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[stlukesguild]

Damn! Banned before I had a chance to see what she was up to every Tuesday, although I wasn't exactly surprised to see that stlukes beat me to her public profile.

I just had to check her out... for your safety you understand... and I must say that I was shocked... shocked and appalled that we had strippers... er... I mean exotic dancers invading the sanctified and hallowed halls of LitNet.

Now you will excuse me while I go back to my topless Wonder Woman painting.:blush::brow:

[stlukesguild]

There is lack of exotic dancers on Onlit - i've said it for months!

Indeed! And a tragedy it is. Perhaps we should pass out some flyers at the local strip clubs. It is something of an imposition, but I'd be willing to make the effort for the good of the site.:brow:

[stlukesguild]

Damn! Banned before I had a chance to see what she was up to every Tuesday, although I wasn't exactly surprised to see that stlukes beat me to her public profile.

Yeah, he didn't even bother to post and went straight to her page and you weren't far off his heels.

Anyhow, my main purpose here was to remind all that we were very close to our dream with
RomanaK.

(Looks like St. Lukes paid her a visit as well along with MANICHAEAN)

I protest these misleading accusations. It wasn't me... honest! Someone else must have been using my computer!:sosp:
I'm innocent, I say

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I went to her blog. No boobies. What a rip.

[mona amon]

:D

Nice to read threads with LitNetters at their literary best.

[stlukesguild]

Hey... the two dominant themes of art... including literature... are sex and death... Eros et Mort. Given the choice between the two, I would probably go with the former.

[MANICHAEAN]

Very civilised. Good choice.