Biggus
08-16-2012, 06:03 AM
CALL CENTER MODE EVEN MORE
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try the call center
At a time that would suit her
"Hello how can I help you?"
Said the tech support guy
“I’m trying to write my first email”
Was Bimbettes reply
“Ok?” Said the tech support guy
“Well, I have the 'a' in the address ok
But I can’t get the circle around it
And I’ve been trying all day”
TOOTING
Come and hear grandpa play
His tuneful little flageolet
Come hear the Zufolo toot
And listen to his fipple flute
I REALLY NEED TO MODERATE # 3
I really need to moderate
The way I live my life
Last night I drank so much
I turned into my wife
I failed to grasp simple logic
And became overly emotional
Then I talked incessantly
And made no sense at all
FAST CARS
Cars keep getting faster and faster
Hurtling from disaster to disaster
We should slow them down again
To the speed of the drivers brain
MODERN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERING
Conceived by savants
Designed by computers
Precision Built by robots
And driven by commuters
BLONDE SHOWER
Bimbette was in the shower
And spent all day in the en suite
Because it said on the shampoo bottle
“Lather, Rinse, Repeat”
BLONDE BIRD
Peaches suddenly said
“Look at the dead bird there”
Bimbette at once looked up
And said “where”?
FLIRT IN A SKIRT
Everything limber
Everything pert
The quivering flesh
In a well filled shirt
The flattering flutter
Of a pleated skirt
The coquettish look
Of an obvious flirt
WENDY FOY
Sweet Wendy Foy
Fancied trendy Roy
Roy was a friendly boy
Who used Wendy Foy
Like a bendy toy
She enjoyed un-bendy Roy
And his trendy toy
That gave Wendy Joy
THE STUFF OF DREAMS
Let me say this from the start
You’re a lovely bit of stuff
I say this in all sincerity
You’re a gorgeous piece of fluff
I can’t emphasize this enough
You are truly cute and buff
What I wouldn’t freely give
To spy you in the buff
And what I wouldn’t do
For a glimpse of your chuff
Just to see if there is parity
Between collar and cuff
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try the call center
At a time that would suit her
"Hello how can I help you?"
Said the tech support guy
“I’m trying to write my first email”
Was Bimbettes reply
“Ok?” Said the tech support guy
“Well, I have the 'a' in the address ok
But I can’t get the circle around it
And I’ve been trying all day”
TOOTING
Come and hear grandpa play
His tuneful little flageolet
Come hear the Zufolo toot
And listen to his fipple flute
I REALLY NEED TO MODERATE # 3
I really need to moderate
The way I live my life
Last night I drank so much
I turned into my wife
I failed to grasp simple logic
And became overly emotional
Then I talked incessantly
And made no sense at all
FAST CARS
Cars keep getting faster and faster
Hurtling from disaster to disaster
We should slow them down again
To the speed of the drivers brain
MODERN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERING
Conceived by savants
Designed by computers
Precision Built by robots
And driven by commuters
BLONDE SHOWER
Bimbette was in the shower
And spent all day in the en suite
Because it said on the shampoo bottle
“Lather, Rinse, Repeat”
BLONDE BIRD
Peaches suddenly said
“Look at the dead bird there”
Bimbette at once looked up
And said “where”?
FLIRT IN A SKIRT
Everything limber
Everything pert
The quivering flesh
In a well filled shirt
The flattering flutter
Of a pleated skirt
The coquettish look
Of an obvious flirt
WENDY FOY
Sweet Wendy Foy
Fancied trendy Roy
Roy was a friendly boy
Who used Wendy Foy
Like a bendy toy
She enjoyed un-bendy Roy
And his trendy toy
That gave Wendy Joy
THE STUFF OF DREAMS
Let me say this from the start
You’re a lovely bit of stuff
I say this in all sincerity
You’re a gorgeous piece of fluff
I can’t emphasize this enough
You are truly cute and buff
What I wouldn’t freely give
To spy you in the buff
And what I wouldn’t do
For a glimpse of your chuff
Just to see if there is parity
Between collar and cuff