MystyrMystyry
08-08-2012, 12:17 AM
Biscuit Man rises at the Crack of Doom
Fires up the oven to bake some gloom
Sets about gathering the ingredients
Bought from the butcher for 99 cents
Exactly what you don't wish to know
Make your skin crawl creep and glow
Once this mixture's completely mixed
He'll cast a gaze that sticks transfixed
Then flash his grin - snow it'd freeze
Dollop the matter in pan deep greased
He'll set the alarm for Twelve O'Clock
Squeeze out the juice from his old sock
Boil it to a froth and leave it to simmer
The light in his eyes dims to a glimmer
He'll stir with a shovel used for graves
This is how your Biscuit Man behaves
Squishing maggots to make the cream
Combine the two and squeal a scream
From a tub he keeps beside the dunny
He'll take a scoop and add some honey
Then when he's sure no-one's looking
Open oven and check they're cooking
Later, once cooled down the elements
He'll taste these shocking experiments
In paper from the bottom of bird cage
He will wrap them up and let them age
Into the night his muttering mumbles
Down the street Biscuit Man crumbles
.
Fires up the oven to bake some gloom
Sets about gathering the ingredients
Bought from the butcher for 99 cents
Exactly what you don't wish to know
Make your skin crawl creep and glow
Once this mixture's completely mixed
He'll cast a gaze that sticks transfixed
Then flash his grin - snow it'd freeze
Dollop the matter in pan deep greased
He'll set the alarm for Twelve O'Clock
Squeeze out the juice from his old sock
Boil it to a froth and leave it to simmer
The light in his eyes dims to a glimmer
He'll stir with a shovel used for graves
This is how your Biscuit Man behaves
Squishing maggots to make the cream
Combine the two and squeal a scream
From a tub he keeps beside the dunny
He'll take a scoop and add some honey
Then when he's sure no-one's looking
Open oven and check they're cooking
Later, once cooled down the elements
He'll taste these shocking experiments
In paper from the bottom of bird cage
He will wrap them up and let them age
Into the night his muttering mumbles
Down the street Biscuit Man crumbles
.