MystyrMystyry
07-30-2012, 08:00 PM
Three minutes to go countdown commences
My heart pounds and my pulse rate races
I need to win this bargain and outbid others
Prepared with Paypal to knock out f***s
I bought some junky rubbish off the Ebay
I say I bought some rubbishy junk I say!
It looked quite spectacular in the image
Opened the package - already damaged!
Three months for it to arrive (it seemed)
But hardly worth the wait - so extreme!
What was this article with winning bid?
A watch from China which I wish to be rid!
It still looks like a gem - all glinting gold
I'd've been better off with a quality old!
Exactly like it's picture, sure to be sure
But workmanship's lacking, just so poor!
As in the photo hands dead - it's a match
They didn't tell me this - that's the catch
It may have been cheap and postage free
No delivery charge! This excited gullible me
It rests on my wrist looking ever so pretty
Such a shame the innards are just so s hitty
I'm certain Ebay sellers have good intents
But all I think is what a waste of 88 cents
My heart pounds and my pulse rate races
I need to win this bargain and outbid others
Prepared with Paypal to knock out f***s
I bought some junky rubbish off the Ebay
I say I bought some rubbishy junk I say!
It looked quite spectacular in the image
Opened the package - already damaged!
Three months for it to arrive (it seemed)
But hardly worth the wait - so extreme!
What was this article with winning bid?
A watch from China which I wish to be rid!
It still looks like a gem - all glinting gold
I'd've been better off with a quality old!
Exactly like it's picture, sure to be sure
But workmanship's lacking, just so poor!
As in the photo hands dead - it's a match
They didn't tell me this - that's the catch
It may have been cheap and postage free
No delivery charge! This excited gullible me
It rests on my wrist looking ever so pretty
Such a shame the innards are just so s hitty
I'm certain Ebay sellers have good intents
But all I think is what a waste of 88 cents