Are you wearing?

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ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 1

Are you wearing leg warmers?
It should be one of those nostalgic sights
But if memory serves and I’m not mistaken
They’re not supposed to go under your tights

ARE YOU WEARING SOME PROTECTION?

Are you wearing some protection?
Why would I be talking about a condom?
I just wondered if you had decided
To put your long raincoat on

ARE YOU WEARING STEAK?

Are you wearing steak?
A pork chop? Ok my mistake
Oh your eye is very swollen
What happened to you then?
You went to the shop for steak
But bought chops, ok your mistake

ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTGOWN?

Are you wearing a nightgown?
A subtle shade of light brown
You look sad in your nightgown
You even have a slight frown
Let me grab your nightgown
A subtle shade of light brown
And pull it quickly right down
And I’ll remove that slight frown

ARE YOU WEARING A MERKIN?

Are you wearing a merkin?
I’m sorry about the smirkin’
But to be quite honest Betty
It looked better on the yeti

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 2

Are you wearing leg warmers?
It’s a fashion statement well made
But if memory serves me well
Not for this particular decade

ARE YOU WEARING A SPORRAN ONCE AGAIN?

Are you wearing a sporran once again?
Well its not that easy to hide
But I feel I should point out
You wear it on the outside

ARE YOU WEARING A PURPLE BONNET?

Are you wearing a purple bonnet?
And a pink scarf about your neck
Well I don’t know how to tell you
But you really look like a prick

ARE YOU WEARING SCRUBS?

Are you wearing scrubs?
It’s not a sexy look
It’s something and nothing
In my book

Even though you’re fit.
I don’t care if you’re
Naked underneath
I don’t care if you’re

Extremely slutty
You have scrubs on.
I like the nurse’s uniform
Of Pristine cotton

And starched white apron
A silly hat
And Black stockings
Scrubs leave me flat

But the uniform
Is a different issue
That gets me going… oops
Have you got a tissue?

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 3

Are you wearing leg warmers?
Not the most cutting edge look of yours
But what goes around comes around
Or has the elastic has gone in you drawers

ARE YOU WEARING A SPORRAN AGAIN?

Are you wearing a sporran again?
Wow that really is a beut
It’s an unusual choice though
A sporran with a safari suit

[E.A Rumfield]

Very funny.

[kittypaws]

What is wrong with leg warmers?
I wear them ever winter,
when the cold blows thru.
they keep my thighs toasty warm.
and gives the snake some place to hide.

:lol: :devil:

sounds like you were bored but made the very best of it!

Fun!

kittypaws

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Thank you Kitty

[firefangled]

Lit-net's very own Ogden Nash. Love your humor.

My first exposure (actually my last until now) to merkin was a 60's film (I think 60's) called Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? Did you ever get to experience this film?

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Thank you