MystyrMystyry
06-18-2012, 03:54 PM
It buzzes, it squerks, it flurks, it pops!
Does the machine from Gringle Zumble
It reels, it wobbles, it spins and hops
Insert the key and it starts to rumble
Now what it's purpose very few know
But flick the switch and watch it Klunk!
Then press a button and its lid will blow
Before fargling and gargling and Cha-thunk!
Ticking, wheezing, and a bit of queezing
Stand too close it casts an hypnotic spell
And your nose hairs it commences tweezing
This is what it does, and it does it well
To try turn it off you'll be out of luck
Because the clapper snaps and zings
You'll find the flipper to the zipper stuck
And when the grobbley strikes your hand
IT STINGS!
.
Does the machine from Gringle Zumble
It reels, it wobbles, it spins and hops
Insert the key and it starts to rumble
Now what it's purpose very few know
But flick the switch and watch it Klunk!
Then press a button and its lid will blow
Before fargling and gargling and Cha-thunk!
Ticking, wheezing, and a bit of queezing
Stand too close it casts an hypnotic spell
And your nose hairs it commences tweezing
This is what it does, and it does it well
To try turn it off you'll be out of luck
Because the clapper snaps and zings
You'll find the flipper to the zipper stuck
And when the grobbley strikes your hand
IT STINGS!
.