MystyrMystyry
06-15-2012, 06:22 AM
funny the way
some things
just happen for
no given reason
defying explanation
even plausibility
like this morning
for instance
when i was
strolling along
and suddenly
with no warning
me head
dropped
off
just like that
and seeing as
me brains was
in it at the time
it meant
it was me
what
dropped
onto the
footpath
but as i wasn't
connected
i had no
control
over me
body's big
stupid feet
which kept
walking
and kicked
me
far ahead
if you'll
forgive the
expression
well the world
was spinning
round and round
as i rolled along
and i thought
at first
i hope nobody
sees me
but then
of course
i quickly
changed
me tune
as i
freewheeled
down a hill
came
to a thud
in a
leafy
pumpkin patch
listened for
footsteps
was me body
even
searching
for me
i wondered
maybe it was
happy not
having to answer
to anybody
but itself
i wished it
would hurry
if it was
looking
because i'd
collected
some muck
in me eye
irritating
and me nose
itched
it was dark
under
the leaves
but it was
starting to
get darker
still
oh no
i didn't want
to spend
the night
out in the open
with the insects
biting insects
at that
and me
with no hands
to shoo
'em away
not much
i was
going to
be able
to about
it though
bugger
i tried to
sleep but
it wouldn't
come
i was hoping
maybe i was
in a dream
i mean apart
from me eye
and me nose
i couldn't
feel anything
although
the eye and
the nose
were fairly
major
discomforts
but then i
remembered
tomorrow
was the
pumpkin
festival
somebody'd
be along
soon enough
and pick me
up
everything'
was going
to be fine
it's just the
immediate
future that
would pose
a problem
i mean i
couldn't
talk to
describe
what my
body
looked like
so in a
lineup
i wouldn't
be able to
identify
it
i wouldn't
even be able
to nod
i guess we'd
work out
some kind
of morsecode
blinking
arrangement
or just once
for yes
twice
for no
but me body
could be
miles away
by now
a whole
other
county
hmmm
some things
just happen for
no given reason
defying explanation
even plausibility
like this morning
for instance
when i was
strolling along
and suddenly
with no warning
me head
dropped
off
just like that
and seeing as
me brains was
in it at the time
it meant
it was me
what
dropped
onto the
footpath
but as i wasn't
connected
i had no
control
over me
body's big
stupid feet
which kept
walking
and kicked
me
far ahead
if you'll
forgive the
expression
well the world
was spinning
round and round
as i rolled along
and i thought
at first
i hope nobody
sees me
but then
of course
i quickly
changed
me tune
as i
freewheeled
down a hill
came
to a thud
in a
leafy
pumpkin patch
listened for
footsteps
was me body
even
searching
for me
i wondered
maybe it was
happy not
having to answer
to anybody
but itself
i wished it
would hurry
if it was
looking
because i'd
collected
some muck
in me eye
irritating
and me nose
itched
it was dark
under
the leaves
but it was
starting to
get darker
still
oh no
i didn't want
to spend
the night
out in the open
with the insects
biting insects
at that
and me
with no hands
to shoo
'em away
not much
i was
going to
be able
to about
it though
bugger
i tried to
sleep but
it wouldn't
come
i was hoping
maybe i was
in a dream
i mean apart
from me eye
and me nose
i couldn't
feel anything
although
the eye and
the nose
were fairly
major
discomforts
but then i
remembered
tomorrow
was the
pumpkin
festival
somebody'd
be along
soon enough
and pick me
up
everything'
was going
to be fine
it's just the
immediate
future that
would pose
a problem
i mean i
couldn't
talk to
describe
what my
body
looked like
so in a
lineup
i wouldn't
be able to
identify
it
i wouldn't
even be able
to nod
i guess we'd
work out
some kind
of morsecode
blinking
arrangement
or just once
for yes
twice
for no
but me body
could be
miles away
by now
a whole
other
county
hmmm