Biggus
06-02-2012, 07:41 AM
ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE - ACUPUNCTURE
When you finish the treatment
You feel like number one
I would certainly recommend it
Acupuncture is a jab well done
CITY OF ANGELS
The smog sits over Los Angeles
On another California day
But when the smog finally lifts
U.C.L.A.
A SEISMIC SHIFT
An eminent professor thought
Her earthquake theory was sound
But soon found her knowledge
Was on very shaky ground
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS
With marriage she got a mixture
Of happiness and stress
A husband and a companion
And a new name and a dress
I LIKE THE SPORTING BANTER
I like the sporting banter
Surrounding sporting Rivalry
But there is a fine line
Separating it from tribalry
GOLF MODE
A man got on the bus
And sat down next to Bimbette
He smiled warmly at her
And briefly their eyes met
Full of golf balls
His bulging front trouser pockets
Caught her attention
Her eyes almost left their sockets
He said "its golf balls."
And Bimbette said “Oh”
Then continued, "Does it hurt
As much as tennis elbow?"
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A PANCAKE
There’s nothing like a pancake
With lemon curd spread on
And no greater disappointment
When it turns out to be Dijon
When you finish the treatment
You feel like number one
I would certainly recommend it
Acupuncture is a jab well done
CITY OF ANGELS
The smog sits over Los Angeles
On another California day
But when the smog finally lifts
U.C.L.A.
A SEISMIC SHIFT
An eminent professor thought
Her earthquake theory was sound
But soon found her knowledge
Was on very shaky ground
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS
With marriage she got a mixture
Of happiness and stress
A husband and a companion
And a new name and a dress
I LIKE THE SPORTING BANTER
I like the sporting banter
Surrounding sporting Rivalry
But there is a fine line
Separating it from tribalry
GOLF MODE
A man got on the bus
And sat down next to Bimbette
He smiled warmly at her
And briefly their eyes met
Full of golf balls
His bulging front trouser pockets
Caught her attention
Her eyes almost left their sockets
He said "its golf balls."
And Bimbette said “Oh”
Then continued, "Does it hurt
As much as tennis elbow?"
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A PANCAKE
There’s nothing like a pancake
With lemon curd spread on
And no greater disappointment
When it turns out to be Dijon