Go Bob

[Jerrybaldy]

Give me cigarettes, yankee bets
sexy old women, in hair nets,
salty fish and chips
in fat that shows on the hips.
Give me mushy peas, you tease,
be my squeeze, grass stains on your knees.
Give me an absurd swear word,
a Richard the third
a f uckitywank, a fanf uckingtastic,
a dildo in veiny plastic.
Robert, elated, gets fellated
Go Bob, get a blow job.
:party:

[Twota]

Lol! :D

[PrinceMyshkin]

Deft and funny!

[Hawkman]

You aren't John Cooper Clarke or the evil genius Kevin Bloody Wilson who perpetrated "Return of the Yobbo" by any chance? Actually, come to think of it, the second one is an Aussie, so you're probably not him ;) I bet you'd enjoy his stuff though :D

This was wickedly funny.

Live and be well - H

[Jack of Hearts]

Funny and foul, baldy! And yet oddly rhythmic with a nice flow...


Go Bob, get a blow job.







J

[AuntShecky]

This might be the first time there's been anything in current Western pop culture having the words "sexy" and "old women" in the same line! N/A when it comes to yours fooly, though; no fat on either of these hips (but a couple of screws in one of 'em.) Couple of loose screws topside as well.

[DocHeart]

a dildo in veiny plastic




During a recent riot in the red-light district of Athens, protesters looted a sex shop and hurled dozens of these babies to riot police.

Gave me quite a big smile, your poem did.

Best,
DH

[Bar22do]

the last line, Jerry, that last explosive line!

[Jerrybaldy]

Thanks to you all for commenting and Hawk, you are uncanny, I wrote this immediately after watching a documentary on none other than John Cooper Clarke !! How do you do that?
cheers
JB