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Neo_Sephiroth
05-26-2012, 11:21 PM
Hello, there fellow Lit-Net-ers! Neo here!

I don't know if there's a thread like this and I don't know where to put this thread so I'm doing the next best thing...I'm...Well, putting it here.

Some might ask "What in the blue blazes is this nonsense here?!"

Well, I'll tell ya' what this here nonsense is. My crotch itches and I want to express what NOT to do when it does!

That's right! Too much information? That don't matter!

*ahem*

In short, this is a thread where you post your newly learned "Don't, Never, Etc."

I'll start!

Don't eat when you need to urinate...It don't go down right.

See? However, I ask one thing...I don't want to see a list of "Don't, Never, Etc." One or two "Don't and Never" will do. I want to see some of our fellow Lit-Net-Ers responses.

Let us learn!

Charles Darnay
05-26-2012, 11:48 PM
Don't listen to beethoven's 5th symphony while shaving.

Calidore
05-26-2012, 11:59 PM
Courtesy Spike Jones:

Never hit your grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind

Neo_Sephiroth
05-27-2012, 12:39 AM
Another one...Recently...Shame on me...:(

Don't look up while urinating if you don't have a handle on your rod...It can get messy.

cacian
05-27-2012, 03:26 AM
don't read or look at stuff you cannot handle yourself with care

Neo_Sephiroth
05-27-2012, 11:01 AM
don't read or look at stuff you cannot handle yourself with care

Oooooo...A very wise one indeed. Me like. :D