Biggus
05-21-2012, 03:45 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A RUBBER?
Are you wearing a rubber?
That’s jumping the gun in my opinion
What do you mean you’re not wearing one?
Well I’ll tell you, now bare back is not an option
Oh you’re not wearing one at the moment
So you have some kind of skin condition
ARE YOU WEARING WINTER UNDERWEAR?
Are you wearing winter underwear?
I’m thinking as you stand there
Are you clad in body formers?
Proper cozy winter warmers
Substantial Bloomers for outdoors
A sturdy pair of winter drawers
I may never know for sure
But with my thoughts impure
I’m content as you stand there
In your cozy winter underwear
ARE YOU WEARING A TOP HAT?
Are you wearing a top hat?
Its height certainly exceeds
You’re trying to look taller?
A philosophy a wise man heeds
Is that a man is only as tall
As the sum of his deeds
ARE YOU WEARING LIP-GLOSS?
Are you wearing lip-gloss?
No you’re not, you cow
You were when you went out
So who’s wearing it now?
ARE YOU WEARING PINCE-NEZ?
Are you wearing pince-nez?
Don’t they pinch a bit?
They look a little uncomfortable
But with your image they fit
That looks an impressive book
A rather weighty tome isn’t it?
It will make you look good
If you die half way through it
ARE YOU WEARING A PINNY?
Are you wearing a pinny?
And why exactly are you wearing it?
You said “A mans home is his castle”
And she said “Then you can clean it”
ARE YOU WEARING A BUSTLE?
Are you wearing a bustle?
Well who am I to condemn
I suppose everyone seems normal
Until you get to know them
ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS?
Are you wearing handcuffs?
What have you been arrested for?
You saw a dress in the shop window
And it was cheaper than before
So you decided to try it on
And that’s what you’ve been arrested for?
Trying on a dress in the shop window?
You tried it on in the window of the store
ARE YOU WEARING PRIESTLY GARMENTS?
Are you wearing priestly garments?
How good you look in your vestments
Can you share any indiscretions?
That you hear during confessions
Oh what a shame you cannot share
I would like to be a fly in there
But what torture it must truly be
Having taken a vow of celibacy
And denying yourself the pleasures,
Of plundering earthly treasures
Only to sit each day in confessions
Listening to others sinful discretions
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a wise selection
Not that I’m some kind of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a messy eater
Are you wearing a rubber?
That’s jumping the gun in my opinion
What do you mean you’re not wearing one?
Well I’ll tell you, now bare back is not an option
Oh you’re not wearing one at the moment
So you have some kind of skin condition
ARE YOU WEARING WINTER UNDERWEAR?
Are you wearing winter underwear?
I’m thinking as you stand there
Are you clad in body formers?
Proper cozy winter warmers
Substantial Bloomers for outdoors
A sturdy pair of winter drawers
I may never know for sure
But with my thoughts impure
I’m content as you stand there
In your cozy winter underwear
ARE YOU WEARING A TOP HAT?
Are you wearing a top hat?
Its height certainly exceeds
You’re trying to look taller?
A philosophy a wise man heeds
Is that a man is only as tall
As the sum of his deeds
ARE YOU WEARING LIP-GLOSS?
Are you wearing lip-gloss?
No you’re not, you cow
You were when you went out
So who’s wearing it now?
ARE YOU WEARING PINCE-NEZ?
Are you wearing pince-nez?
Don’t they pinch a bit?
They look a little uncomfortable
But with your image they fit
That looks an impressive book
A rather weighty tome isn’t it?
It will make you look good
If you die half way through it
ARE YOU WEARING A PINNY?
Are you wearing a pinny?
And why exactly are you wearing it?
You said “A mans home is his castle”
And she said “Then you can clean it”
ARE YOU WEARING A BUSTLE?
Are you wearing a bustle?
Well who am I to condemn
I suppose everyone seems normal
Until you get to know them
ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS?
Are you wearing handcuffs?
What have you been arrested for?
You saw a dress in the shop window
And it was cheaper than before
So you decided to try it on
And that’s what you’ve been arrested for?
Trying on a dress in the shop window?
You tried it on in the window of the store
ARE YOU WEARING PRIESTLY GARMENTS?
Are you wearing priestly garments?
How good you look in your vestments
Can you share any indiscretions?
That you hear during confessions
Oh what a shame you cannot share
I would like to be a fly in there
But what torture it must truly be
Having taken a vow of celibacy
And denying yourself the pleasures,
Of plundering earthly treasures
Only to sit each day in confessions
Listening to others sinful discretions
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a wise selection
Not that I’m some kind of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a messy eater