Hairy House

[MystyrMystyry]

There's a house in my street we tries to avoid
It's as welcome here as an inflamed adenoid
At the Hairy House people points and stares
Because the Hairy House is covered in hairs
Some hairs from cats, some hairs from dogs
Some hairs from lizards, some hairs from frogs
The owners complain as hairs gets in the food
But to vacuum the hairs creates a bad mood
So many hairs Hairy House has everywhere
Some hairs is attached, some floats in the air
The ones past which it's wise not to roam
These are the ones that follows you home
And fills your own house with unwanted hairs
On floors and ceilings, on tables and chairs
You'll splutter and cough, and begins to sneeze
Can't catch your breath, then starts to wheeze
Your eyes and noses'll glow red and grow runny
Before you know it you'll be glued to the dunny
Scratching those rashes red raw and painful
Your outlook on life'll become most disdainful
Doctor'll misdiagnose, prescribe cures for your ills
Quarantined with a jar of green and blue pills
All because you walked past the House of Hairs
A place best demolished or burnt or-...


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[Delta40]

prescribed I think. You're a born children's horror poet MM. Wonderful read.

[MystyrMystyry]

Thanks Delta :)

I was earlier trying to incorporate 'misdiagnose' in that line and thought I'd try to be clever without thinking it through




[grumbles:damn, caught out again!]