MystyrMystyry
05-01-2012, 07:07 PM
Global Downturn getting you down?
Future outlook making you frown
You needn't run and hide
Through the crisis you will glide
And without feeling numb
MystyrMystyry says,
Stick It Up Yer Bum!
How about that Mortgage Stress?
It really is a bloody pest
Interest on interest is a flamin' joke!
Though you could choose the rental yoke
Don't bother to even ask
MystyrMystyry says,
Shove It Up Yer Arse!
Council Rates the biggest pain?
Quarterly increases again and again
You shouldn't have to suck it up
Drink deeply from your cup
Take action against those criminal rates
MystyrMystyry says,
Post It Between Yer Nates!
Food and fuel getting pricey?
They're all doing something dicey
What about those damn utilities
Paying and paying is such futility
So perhaps find a way to evade
MystyrMystyry says,
Just Shovel It Up Yer Spade!
Tax Department giving you boils?
Charging for the privilege of your toils
Why not drop off the radar
Change Forces with Darth Vadar
Just don't give them anything
MystyrMystyry says,
Ram It Up Yer Ring!
Pay isn't enough and the boss is a scab?
Working there is just so drab
No-one has to take that jive
Get in your car and go for a drive
You know the job is completely heinous
MystyrMystyry says,
Propel It Up Yer Anus!
Bank Manager's a self-satisfied tool?
He's got to be shown you're nobody's fool
No-one has to swallow his smarm
Greasy slime he mistakes for charm
When he rejects your application
MystyrMystyry says,
Give Yerself A Constipation!
On a perhaps unrelated matter
The trigger for so much chatter
The nasty possibility of Climate Change
How it may manifest, and it's range
Grab what's yours while I grab mine
MystyrMystyry says,
Stuff It Where The Sun Don't Shine!
World Environment making you twitch?
You feel the need to scratch that itch
Rather than sit bemoaning and wailing
Join Greenpeace to help stop the whaling
Without so much as a solitary hum
MystyrMystyry says,
Insert It In Your Rectum
La la la lalala la la la lala la la lala la la
La la la la lala la lala lala la la la la lala
Lala la la lala la la la lalala la la lala la
(C) 2009 MystyrMystyry
Future outlook making you frown
You needn't run and hide
Through the crisis you will glide
And without feeling numb
MystyrMystyry says,
Stick It Up Yer Bum!
How about that Mortgage Stress?
It really is a bloody pest
Interest on interest is a flamin' joke!
Though you could choose the rental yoke
Don't bother to even ask
MystyrMystyry says,
Shove It Up Yer Arse!
Council Rates the biggest pain?
Quarterly increases again and again
You shouldn't have to suck it up
Drink deeply from your cup
Take action against those criminal rates
MystyrMystyry says,
Post It Between Yer Nates!
Food and fuel getting pricey?
They're all doing something dicey
What about those damn utilities
Paying and paying is such futility
So perhaps find a way to evade
MystyrMystyry says,
Just Shovel It Up Yer Spade!
Tax Department giving you boils?
Charging for the privilege of your toils
Why not drop off the radar
Change Forces with Darth Vadar
Just don't give them anything
MystyrMystyry says,
Ram It Up Yer Ring!
Pay isn't enough and the boss is a scab?
Working there is just so drab
No-one has to take that jive
Get in your car and go for a drive
You know the job is completely heinous
MystyrMystyry says,
Propel It Up Yer Anus!
Bank Manager's a self-satisfied tool?
He's got to be shown you're nobody's fool
No-one has to swallow his smarm
Greasy slime he mistakes for charm
When he rejects your application
MystyrMystyry says,
Give Yerself A Constipation!
On a perhaps unrelated matter
The trigger for so much chatter
The nasty possibility of Climate Change
How it may manifest, and it's range
Grab what's yours while I grab mine
MystyrMystyry says,
Stuff It Where The Sun Don't Shine!
World Environment making you twitch?
You feel the need to scratch that itch
Rather than sit bemoaning and wailing
Join Greenpeace to help stop the whaling
Without so much as a solitary hum
MystyrMystyry says,
Insert It In Your Rectum
La la la lalala la la la lala la la lala la la
La la la la lala la lala lala la la la la lala
Lala la la lala la la la lalala la la lala la
(C) 2009 MystyrMystyry