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Hawkman
04-08-2012, 05:42 AM
I want an Easter bunny-girl
Wrapped up in silver paper
If she were mine she’d peel it off
I wouldn’t have to make her
I’d put my arms around her
And seductively she’d melt
Surrendering to passions
Stirred as all her curves I felt
But sadly Easter bunny-girls
Have not been made that last
For after just a single taste
They disappear quite fast
One nibble of a chocolate ear
Invites a bigger bite
And when you get down to their toes
It’s time to say goodnight
Then all that’s left is silver foil
Upon the bedclothes, shredded
And lips all smeared with chocolate
From the bunny-girl you bedded.
Delta40
04-08-2012, 06:40 AM
But the sweet memory remains....nice witty poem Hawk.
PrinceMyshkin
04-08-2012, 08:07 AM
Great fun, thanks.
ShadowsCool
04-08-2012, 08:11 AM
The anology seems true. Once you finish with them, time to move on.
Nice poem.
AuntShecky
04-08-2012, 07:27 PM
Very cute. It just hops along with its rhythm and rhyme. If you get a bunny girl for Easter, does it mean you're lucky, or that you're going to "get lucky"?
By the way, there's a bit of folklore that maintains that if you sight a single rabbit, that's a lucky sign. (It must have something to do with carrying around a rabbit's foot, but as the old joke says, it wasn't so lucky for the rabbit himself.) This morning while taking a walk with a couple of family members, we spotted two rabbits. Does that mean we're doubly lucky or does seeing two, rather than one, rabbits cancel it out?
Pensive
04-08-2012, 07:53 PM
Truly enjoyed this one! :D
Hawkman
04-09-2012, 03:17 AM
Delta, Prince, Shadows & Pensive: thank you all for reading and enjoying and I'm happy to have given you a giggle.
Auntie: Thanks to you too, of course. I've not come upon rabbit rhymes as you describe them. Over here it's Magpies that are associated with, "One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl four for a boy..." etc. It goes on rather and I can't remember the rest. I've also heard that it is applicable to nuns (though possibly only in Ireland) :D
Live and be well - H
Buh4Bee
04-09-2012, 07:37 PM
Hawk- Keep the wit flying high! Much enjoyed.
Elsie93
04-09-2012, 10:05 PM
http://www.infoocean.info/avatar2.jpgBut the sweet memory remains....nice witty poem Hawk.
kittypaws
04-09-2012, 10:44 PM
Love it Hawk!!
Made me smile and say..."oh yes...chocolate!"
http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy299/kittypaws_jones/Holidays/easterjoke.jpg
Happy belated Easter!!
kittypaws
PoeticPassions
04-10-2012, 03:53 AM
I loved this poem, Hawkman! It was clever, fun, and engaging. The last few lines are terrific :)
Hawkman
04-10-2012, 05:06 PM
B4B: Many thanks for dropping by. Wit on the wing? A soar point - LOL
Elsie93: You don't know me well enough to call me Hawk, and if you can't do more than copy and paste someone else's comment, you're never likely to.
Kitty: That picture cracked me up! Glad you enjoyed the poem :D
PP: Many thanks and I'm glad you enjoyed it so much.
Live and be well - H
DocHeart
04-10-2012, 05:16 PM
Chocolate bunny girls ain't what they used to be, eh Hawk?
(Fabulous fun!)
Best,
DH
Hawkman
04-12-2012, 06:21 AM
Sadly, Doc, they never were ;) Thanks for reading and enjoying.
Live and be well - H
aliengirl
04-13-2012, 04:33 PM
I'm really very late for the party but just dropped by to say it was great fun to read this poem. It is good to be back after what seems a long time (due to my erroneous internet connection) and get refreshed. Wish you good luck... but certainly not this one -
http://forjenssake.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/easter-funny-2.jpg
@ Kittypaws - Just what I required to make my quota of fun overflow. :lol: :smilielol5:
Hawkman
04-13-2012, 08:08 PM
Thanks Ripley, glad you enjoyed it and it's nice to see you back, like a cat among the pigeons - lol. Love that cartoon, reminds me of the clockwork pooping penguine and sheepish jellybean dispenser that my nephews gave me a few christmases ago - lol.
Live and be well - H
the facade
04-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Haha, this is spot on!
aliengirl
04-14-2012, 10:31 AM
Thanks Ripley, glad you enjoyed it and it's nice to see you back, like a cat among the pigeons - lol.
Live and be well - H
Poor pigeons! :smilewinkgrin:
Hawkman
04-14-2012, 01:19 PM
tf: thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)
Ripley: Here, kitty, kitty... :D
Live long and prosper - H
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