Biggus
03-21-2012, 09:52 AM
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING CHIC?
Are you wearing something chic?
On your figure oh so sleek
That’s beautifully figure hugger
To tantalise a horny bugger
ARE YOU WEARING UGG BOOTS?
Are you wearing ugg boots?
I’m just a little shocked Aunty Ruth
Yes they are rather fun aren’t they
But to tell you the honest truth,
Without wanting to call you old,
They are more suited to the youth
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING BLUE?
Are you wearing something blue?
You know, something old, something new,
Something borrowed, something blue
Are you wearing something blue?
Its ok I didn’t mean to panic you
I think you’ll find a garter will normally do
ARE YOU WEARING A SEAT BELT?
Are you wearing a seat belt?
Well you must as it’s the law
Yes I know its confining
But not as much as a mortuary draw
ARE YOU WEARING WOOLLY TIGHTS?
Are you wearing woolly tights?
That’s one of my favourite sights
As the evenings begin to shorten
Well as they say winter draws on
ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE SHOES?
Are you wearing sensible shoes?
And substantial winter tights
What a wonderful combination
I can’t express how that delights
How comfortably cosy you will be
On the long cold winter nights
ARE YOU WEARING A PIXIE CUT?
Are you wearing a pixie cut?
God that must really annoy
When people keep telling you that
It makes you look like a boy
ARE YOU WEARING A TATTOO?
Are you wearing a tattoo?
It’s very appropriate for you
But the meaning might not please
As it says, “fat bloke” in Chinese
ARE YOU WEARING COMBINATIONS?
Are you wearing combinations?
I must say with total resignation
It’s not the sexiest underwear
For you to be wearing under there
ARE YOU WEARING A PONYTAIL?
Are you wearing a ponytail?
Don’t you think that look is stale?
Even at its most dizzy height
That look never looked quite right
So what were you thinking?
When you decided to have it done
It’s not appropriate for you
Now you’ve just turned eighty-one
Are you wearing something chic?
On your figure oh so sleek
That’s beautifully figure hugger
To tantalise a horny bugger
ARE YOU WEARING UGG BOOTS?
Are you wearing ugg boots?
I’m just a little shocked Aunty Ruth
Yes they are rather fun aren’t they
But to tell you the honest truth,
Without wanting to call you old,
They are more suited to the youth
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING BLUE?
Are you wearing something blue?
You know, something old, something new,
Something borrowed, something blue
Are you wearing something blue?
Its ok I didn’t mean to panic you
I think you’ll find a garter will normally do
ARE YOU WEARING A SEAT BELT?
Are you wearing a seat belt?
Well you must as it’s the law
Yes I know its confining
But not as much as a mortuary draw
ARE YOU WEARING WOOLLY TIGHTS?
Are you wearing woolly tights?
That’s one of my favourite sights
As the evenings begin to shorten
Well as they say winter draws on
ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE SHOES?
Are you wearing sensible shoes?
And substantial winter tights
What a wonderful combination
I can’t express how that delights
How comfortably cosy you will be
On the long cold winter nights
ARE YOU WEARING A PIXIE CUT?
Are you wearing a pixie cut?
God that must really annoy
When people keep telling you that
It makes you look like a boy
ARE YOU WEARING A TATTOO?
Are you wearing a tattoo?
It’s very appropriate for you
But the meaning might not please
As it says, “fat bloke” in Chinese
ARE YOU WEARING COMBINATIONS?
Are you wearing combinations?
I must say with total resignation
It’s not the sexiest underwear
For you to be wearing under there
ARE YOU WEARING A PONYTAIL?
Are you wearing a ponytail?
Don’t you think that look is stale?
Even at its most dizzy height
That look never looked quite right
So what were you thinking?
When you decided to have it done
It’s not appropriate for you
Now you’ve just turned eighty-one