Biggus
03-18-2012, 10:51 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A FRENCH MAID’S OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a French maid’s outfit?
Does it come with all the kit?
The little apron and the hat
The black stockings and all that
With all the coyness you can muster
Reach up with your feather duster
On tip toes reach up high
So I can glimpse a bit of thigh
Then come back down to earth
And get to work for all your worth
ARE YOU WEARING A BEARD?
Are you wearing a beard?
Wow that’s really weird
With the way you walk
And on the phone when we talk
Well that has me in a whirl
I thought you were a girl
ARE YOU WEARING FALSE NAILS?
Are you wearing false nails?
Is there really any point?
After all you will just
Bite them down to the joint
ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYE LASHES?
Are you wearing false eye lashes?
You haven’t worn them before?
It’s just the way you’ve put them on
Makes you look like a Labrador
ARE YOU WEARING STILETTOS?
Are you wearing stilettos?
To cramp and pinch your toes
I’ll grant you have attractive pins
And the admirer certainly wins
But is it really worth the pain
To totter on your heels again
ARE YOU WEARING A WET SUIT?
Are you wearing a wet suit?
I’m sorry my query is moot
Why are you? Is more appropriate
As we’re stood in the Sahara desert
ARE YOU WEARING FISHNET STOCKINGS?
Are you wearing fishnet stockings?
They might be considered shocking
To those who think prim and proper
About a saucy stocking topper
Their thoughts are rather haughty
Where mine lean towards the naughty
So what other delightful accessory
Might be found up where necessary
ARE YOU WEARING A BLUSH?
Are you wearing a blush?
Oh was that another flush?
What have I been missing?
Who have you been kissing?
Have you been up to no good?
Been no better than you should?
Exactly what kind of disgrace?
Would put such colour in your face
ARE YOU WEARING FRUMPY CLOTHES?
Are you wearing frumpy clothes?
Because you like the style
Or did you cease to consider
Your appearance after a while
Perhaps you’re not in vogue
Because you’re just out of time
And dream of distant days
Being old fashioned is not a crime
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING NAUGHTY?
Are you wearing something naughty?
I’m thinking it’s naughty but very nice
Beneath your beautiful wedding dress
Something to give the night a little spice
White of course to remain in keeping
A touch of the virginal with a hint of vice
Are you wearing a French maid’s outfit?
Does it come with all the kit?
The little apron and the hat
The black stockings and all that
With all the coyness you can muster
Reach up with your feather duster
On tip toes reach up high
So I can glimpse a bit of thigh
Then come back down to earth
And get to work for all your worth
ARE YOU WEARING A BEARD?
Are you wearing a beard?
Wow that’s really weird
With the way you walk
And on the phone when we talk
Well that has me in a whirl
I thought you were a girl
ARE YOU WEARING FALSE NAILS?
Are you wearing false nails?
Is there really any point?
After all you will just
Bite them down to the joint
ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYE LASHES?
Are you wearing false eye lashes?
You haven’t worn them before?
It’s just the way you’ve put them on
Makes you look like a Labrador
ARE YOU WEARING STILETTOS?
Are you wearing stilettos?
To cramp and pinch your toes
I’ll grant you have attractive pins
And the admirer certainly wins
But is it really worth the pain
To totter on your heels again
ARE YOU WEARING A WET SUIT?
Are you wearing a wet suit?
I’m sorry my query is moot
Why are you? Is more appropriate
As we’re stood in the Sahara desert
ARE YOU WEARING FISHNET STOCKINGS?
Are you wearing fishnet stockings?
They might be considered shocking
To those who think prim and proper
About a saucy stocking topper
Their thoughts are rather haughty
Where mine lean towards the naughty
So what other delightful accessory
Might be found up where necessary
ARE YOU WEARING A BLUSH?
Are you wearing a blush?
Oh was that another flush?
What have I been missing?
Who have you been kissing?
Have you been up to no good?
Been no better than you should?
Exactly what kind of disgrace?
Would put such colour in your face
ARE YOU WEARING FRUMPY CLOTHES?
Are you wearing frumpy clothes?
Because you like the style
Or did you cease to consider
Your appearance after a while
Perhaps you’re not in vogue
Because you’re just out of time
And dream of distant days
Being old fashioned is not a crime
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING NAUGHTY?
Are you wearing something naughty?
I’m thinking it’s naughty but very nice
Beneath your beautiful wedding dress
Something to give the night a little spice
White of course to remain in keeping
A touch of the virginal with a hint of vice