Spoonerisms

[Calidore]

My young niece loves spoonerisms, as I'm told I loved Tom Swifties as a kid. It's just occurred to me to make a game out of it. Bonus points for a shaggy dog story setting yours up.

For those unfamiliar:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism

So, to start:

Young Nicole Spooner loved to play fairy princess. She even had an impressive collection of magic wands on her dresser.

One day, while eating dinner with her family, she asked to be excused to use the bathroom. On her way back to the table, she stopped at the door of her bedroom, looked in, put her finger to her lips, and said, "Shhhh."

When she had returned and sat down, her father asked what that was about. She said, "You told me that after I used the bathroom, I should hush my wands."

[iamnobody]

Upon being asked what he intended to do about the recent string of kidnapping, the police chief answered, "We're looking at every crook and nanny."

[jajdude]

Though left sitting long on the plate, he still enjoyed his chilled grease sandwich.

[Calidore]

One of my favorites, from British comedian Barry Cryer (doing historical headlines from Robin Hood's day): "Reverend Spooner arrested in Friar Tuck incident."

[radiantsar]

Strait from the source (http://psychology-review.weebly.com/2/post/2012/04/this-is-an-updated-version-of-my-aa817-tl-i-believe-this-is-a-much-improved-version.html): "When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flung out." ( http://wakeupandfight.my3gb.com/blog/ )

[Pendragon]

Strait from the source: "Son, it's kisstomery to cuss the bride."

[MatthewFarlow]

I know of one anchorman who was transitioning to a segment revealing the results of a bread baking competition who said, "Now we turn to [Female Reporter] with the breast in bed."

[Pendragon]

You're wondering what is a place like me doing in a girl like this.

Quote from The Mummy