21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 4

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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 252

Mary hand a little lamb
And how sweet the lamb looks
Then the midwife said
“Well that’s a new one for the books”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 242

St. Swithin's day if thou be fine
For forty days the sun will shine
And if you believe that you’ll believe anything

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 243

The Barber shaved the Mason,
And then at the close
The barber did propose
Something for the weekend sir?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 244

John Cook was a cyclist
All Lycra clad
He rides the road and the pavement
Equally as bad

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 240

Buzz wuzz was that little fly
And how he loved to caper
Up and down the room he flew
Until I hit it with my paper

[AuntShecky]

#252--
Funny punchline. Meter's off. Try: "A new one for the books."

#242
Fine. Don't touch it.

#243
Meter and rhyme are okay, but I don't get the joke.

#244
"Lycra" is a registered brand name. Correct the spelling and capitalize it.
Rhyme and meter fine.

#240
Also fine. Ne touchez pas.

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Thanks Aunty

"Something for the weekend sir?"
was the Barbers discreet way of asking if you wanted any contraceptives

[AuntShecky]

"Something for the weekend sir?"
was the Barbers discreet way of asking if you wanted any contraceptives

Ah! Lately that word has been brewin' up all kinds o' trouble on these shores. (I'd say more about it, but I don't want to risk getting into one of those "political" discussions, rightfully banned from the LitNet.)

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Then we shall say no more Auntie