The Loch Ness Monster Speaks

[hallaig]

The Loch Ness Monster's Song


Sssnnnwhuffffll?
Hnwhuffl hhnnwfl hnfl hfl?
Gdroblboblhobngbl gbl gl g g g g glbgl.
Drublhaflablhaflubhafgabhaflhafl fl fl -
gm grawwwww grf grawf awfgm graw gm.
Hovoplodok - doplodovok - plovodokot - doplodokosh?
Splgraw fok fok splgrafhatchgabrlgabrl fok splfok!
Zgra kra gka fok!
Grof grawff gahf?
Gombl mbl bl -
blm plm,
blm plm,
blm plm,
blp

Edwin Morgan

[AuntShecky]

Does Mr. Morgan provide a pronunciation guide?

[Delta40]

It's all in the way the sound rolls off the tongue....!

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

Wolf has a protege.

[TheFifthElement]

You can listen to the Loch Ness singing here: http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoem.do?poemId=1683