21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 2

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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 232

Rim strim stram-a-diddle
Larra-bum-a-ring ting
Rig-num bulletin a-ky-mo!

Ah that’s Jazz man

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 233

Leg over leg,
As the man went to Dover;
When he came to a girl
He got his leg over

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 234

Miss Jane had a bag
It was robbed in a minute
She opened the bag
And a scouser was in it

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 235

As I was going by Charing Cross,
A cyclist ran me down of course

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 236

To market, to market, a gallop a trot,
To buy some meat to put in the pot;
Make sure its meat don’t let them con you
I won’t be impressed if you come home with tofu

[AuntShecky]

Had to look up "scouser" in #234. The "Google machine" has an example of
dialogue from a typical one. Guess what--to me Liverpoolian (Liverpudian?) sounds just like Brooklynese!

The last two ditties (#235 and #236) are the very best of the lot. All of them are a much
better quality than those of Andrew Dice Webber or Andrew Lloyd Clay or whatever his name is.

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Thanks Aunty thats a great compliment
Paul