Nostalgia375
02-06-2012, 03:01 PM
A man, with a heavy burden of guilt, went to see a religious figure. The religious figure asked him, "My son, what ails you?” The man responded, "I was involved in bestiality with a cat and the feeling of remorse is killing me". The religious figure consoled him, "My son, try to wash your sins by doing good deeds, God would forgive you".
With a sense of relief, the man left the place and had walked a little when all of a sudden he had another question. He returned to the place and start knocking at the gate but the religious figure did not return. After a little while, he heard the sound of hurried footsteps and the religious figure appeared with loads of anxiety and frustration on his face, instantly the man ejected "I have another question". The religious figure roared "Leave the question aside, first tell me, how did you get hold of the cat ".
From my blog (The Sensibilities of a Logophile)
With a sense of relief, the man left the place and had walked a little when all of a sudden he had another question. He returned to the place and start knocking at the gate but the religious figure did not return. After a little while, he heard the sound of hurried footsteps and the religious figure appeared with loads of anxiety and frustration on his face, instantly the man ejected "I have another question". The religious figure roared "Leave the question aside, first tell me, how did you get hold of the cat ".
From my blog (The Sensibilities of a Logophile)