A Somewhere That Doesn't Exist Yet

[WolfLarsen]

A Somewhere That Doesn't Exist Yet
a poem by Wolf Larsen

It's yellow!
But where's the high-Flippin-gazooks?
Here comes the oh no, oh flop, oh boom-boom!
Hairpin? Hairpin?
But this is what you do with candycane airplanes,
You add peanut butter & jelly to all the 1960s hairstyles,
But wow - kaplunk - zooooooooooooooooooonk!
And gr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r is very pretty with a fluorescent rainbow of do-bop do-bop!
Can you fly tornadoes like hey hey hey corkscrews in manic pussy sauce??
Or do-do to the space age ga-jing ga-jang on some ping-ponging tomorrow zop?
You steady?

Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen

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[Darcy88]

Worst poem I've ever read. One of the low points in the history of the written word. No meaning, no aesthetic, no point other than to impose maniacal nonsense on the reader. If it took more than 3 minutes, maybe 3 and a half, to write, then I would be stunned. A disgrace to this forum...an abomination and an abhorrence....by clicking on this thread I entered into an out-house which then inverted itself, dumping a foul stinking mess right upon my head.

[WolfLarsen]

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[Darcy88]

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[Basil]

Funny coincidence, I used to be in a band called Manic Pussy Sauce.

[Little Gal]

Got nothing of it, and instantly fell to liking it...
:)