trois_pistoles
01-18-2012, 10:22 PM
Ever since I was a child, I have always despised milk. I have read somewhere that milk contains mucus, but my hatred for the vile substance can be traced beyond this revelation, indeed it hails from the earliest chapter. Ahh yes, I tumble back through a sea of reminiscences, a turbulent froth of memories, tainted endlessly with a nauseating white streak, and curdling now to a putrid foam. I arise with the earliest recognizance submerged therein. You see, I was in a crib, fully lucid of course, unlike the milk swillers in their larval states, and my father tried to trick me into drinking a warm bottle of milk. Needless to say, I expressed my staunchest refusal to the scoundrel.
Now, 32 years later, I am still racked through and through by the clack of the milk bottles, the clomp of the plastic lids. They stack them up in the back of the truck, palette by palette, upon palette yet! The whole town is clamoring mindlessly for ruminant artiodactyl extract, for mucus-laden ungulate utter squirtings. The bottles are clanking. The lids are clomping. I, I… Ahhh, there it is, a minute capillary burst, now another, and now the geometric progression toward the blur…
They dare call me the "Milk Man", as if I, Gregory von Schlouffe, am defined entirely by milk! Just because I happened to take a job as delivery driver, and it just so happens to be milk that I deliver, they dare assess me as man of milk! Here. Here! Take your ****ing milk!
Now, 32 years later, I am still racked through and through by the clack of the milk bottles, the clomp of the plastic lids. They stack them up in the back of the truck, palette by palette, upon palette yet! The whole town is clamoring mindlessly for ruminant artiodactyl extract, for mucus-laden ungulate utter squirtings. The bottles are clanking. The lids are clomping. I, I… Ahhh, there it is, a minute capillary burst, now another, and now the geometric progression toward the blur…
They dare call me the "Milk Man", as if I, Gregory von Schlouffe, am defined entirely by milk! Just because I happened to take a job as delivery driver, and it just so happens to be milk that I deliver, they dare assess me as man of milk! Here. Here! Take your ****ing milk!