And The Nominatons Go To...

[MystyrMystyry]

Streep, for yet another lifeless performance
Is there no accent she can't conquer?
Spielberg, for his predictable piece of mushy
Let's all feel sorry for the special effect
And something strange from DeNiro
Hasn't been so psychotic since Taxi Driver
Bullock in a RomCom with topical twist
Don't expect anyone saw that coming
Over to Rourke as a beat up boxer
Quite appropriate really - and he should be
Gibson for his misdirected portrayal
Public drunken raving's never been more fun
But there is a contender:
A has-been who never-really-was
Sheeny as the self-promoting spoon
(He'll never act in this town again - what!?)
Pitt's here for his role in All The Pretty Boys
Zellwiger's with Living In My Head
And it's a welcome return to form
Cruise and Travolta for their glazed-eye robots
In a biopic about their mind controlling Master
Tarrantino should be here, but he's taking too long

And the winner is-...

Hang on - have I missed someone?

[MystyrMystyry]

Still time to cast your vote...

[Hawkman]

This was a lot of fun, though sadly I'm a bit out of touch, so I might have missed something - lol.

[BookBeauty]

Agreed with Hawkman, but a fun poem nonetheless. :)

[MystyrMystyry]

Thankyou Hawk. I admit it's sloppy, blurring actors and directors, and their roles/styles with their real life antics, but it's the Oscars you know - how do you honestly award one film over five other totally different ones?

[MystyrMystyry]

Thankyou BookBeauty - er, see above