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BienvenuJDC
01-10-2012, 01:05 AM
In the old radio show Fibber McGee and Molly, Fibber would often use an incorrect word in his sentence. Molly would be quick about correcting him giving the definition of the word that he used, which Fibber retorts with another word that he confused for the first words definition.

Fibber is referencing a plant when he said, "Trailing arthritis, I think they were."
Molly quickly corrects him, "No, you don't mean arthritis, you mean trailing arbutus."

"I do not, Arbutus was a guy in Shakespeare. He's the guy who stabbed Caesar in the toga."

"No, that was Brutus."

"Go on...you're thinking of that fairy tale, Puss in Brutus."

Yes, it was very corny, but that was the radio days. So we can start out with an incorrect word in context, you must give the correct word (as Molly), and then a bogus definition or context for that word for the next person to correct (as Fibber). The bogus definition or description must be for a real word.

So....Arbutus was a guy in Shakespeare. He's the guy who stabbed Caesar.

No, you mean...Brutus
No, Brutus is the combustible liquid found in lighters.

BienvenuJDC
01-10-2012, 01:12 AM
You mean Butane

No, Butane is a mining town in Montana.

BienvenuJDC
01-10-2012, 03:37 PM
No, that's Butte...

That's silly, a Butte is a big thug of a guy that goes around bullying people.

Calidore
01-10-2012, 05:50 PM
Neat idea for a game. I've listened to Fibber, but that's a comedy that hasn't aged all that well. Jack Benny, on the other hand, still rocks.

Anyway.

No, that's brute.

No, wait, he's the guy who was always fighting Popeye.

BienvenuJDC
01-10-2012, 07:57 PM
No, you mean Brutus

No...he's the apostle who betrayed Jesus...Brutus Iscariot!

BienvenuJDC
01-10-2012, 11:09 PM
No, certainly you mean Judas

Judas? No, that is one of the three branches of government.

Varenne Rodin
01-10-2012, 11:19 PM
You're talking about the judicial branch.

Judicial? That's like a vapid socialite who hates fatties.

Pendragon
01-11-2012, 06:09 AM
You mean she hates fairies

Fairies? No, you have to pay fairies to ride the subway

krymsonkyng
01-11-2012, 05:27 PM
No, no, no, you mean Fare. You pay Fare to ride the-

You're tugging my tail! A fare is one of those witchdoctors that sleeps on a nailbed. I hear that's good for your back, by the way.

BienvenuJDC
01-12-2012, 12:31 AM
No, no, no....I think that you mean a Fakir, deary...

I mean no such thing. A Fakir is a fur coat that isn't made of from a real animal.

BienvenuJDC
01-12-2012, 08:29 AM
No, I think that's Faux Fur.

Are you kidding? Faux is the Chinese method of keeping things balanced and disciplined.

Pendragon
01-13-2012, 10:13 AM
No, you mean Feng Shui

Who am I kidding, Feng Shui is a type of Kung Fu.

Pendragon
01-28-2012, 11:09 AM
No, you mean yung foo.

Actually, dome to think of it, yung foo is part of Egg Foo Yung