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kittypaws
12-24-2011, 11:26 PM
The person did not even step foot on the front porch before Zeus started barking. I knew someone was at the door and thru the sidelight I saw the UPS truck turn and head up the street. I wasn’t expecting a package and was quite curious as I carried the large box into the kitchen. The delivery label told me it was from Signals, an on-line gift catalog; but the odd thing was it was sold to me and shipped to me. Funny, I did not order anything from them. I sat the box on the table to examine it closer. I placed my glasses on and the hair stood up on the back of my neck and arms. It was addressed to my FULL name. Very few know my full name….like if I was named Sue Ellen and I only went by Ellen for a gazillion years and a hand full of people knew me as Sue Ellen….well the mystery box was sold and shipped to Sue Ellen. I picked it up and shook it; some rattle but not much. What's in this box?

Armed with a kitchen knife and Zeus by my side as curious as me, I opened the box. Lots and lots of brown crinkled paper and below it were 8 individual boxes. I searched for a packing slip in hope of a senders name. In the box labeled ‘Information about your order’ was “Your order was paid by personal check.” Damn! Who sent this to me? I hurried upstairs and dug out my check book and no I did not write a check to Signals. I went on line to my bank and there were no charges to Signal. More puzzled then ever I reviewed the packing slip again. This order was for $131.94 US$ and there was a book included. I rustled thru the packing paper. The book ~ “The Sacred Sisterhood of Wonderful Wacky Women” by Suzy Toronto and the gift was eight Stoneware mugs…. printed inside with "Kindred Spirits…Forever Friends."

http://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi/hzpi/u/19ddceea928bce2a7a3ab1a5d97897f2/hazel.cgi?randomizer=2067745792&action=DETAIL&item=HH4742G&template=popup_temp.html

The book has illustration of women all without faces so they can adapt to be a part of your life.

The Chapters:
They Who Are You Best Friend
She Who Is a Mother
She Who Is a Wonder of a Woman
She Who Has a Great Attitude
She Who Loves the Beach
She Who Stands for Something
She Who I Lean On
They Who Are Sisters
She Who Grows Stuff
She Who Gives of Herself
She Who Seeks a Better Way
She Who Has Arrived


With each chapter there is a poem and then a real life experience and recipes, which were unexpected; like Cathy’s famous carrot cake.

All said and done I got on the phone and internet and started asking those I know knew my full name and address so I could thank this person for this wonderful, thoughtful gift. There were no takers. Puzzled? Yes, very much so. Who?

So since it is the time of giving and I have no need of eight mugs of kindred spirits I wrapped up seven of them and offered them to my seven closest female friends. Perhaps that is what was meant to be…..

Merry Christmas to all ~ even the Wonderful Wacky Women of the World.

Did you send this gift to ME??

Steven Hunley
12-26-2011, 02:05 PM
It wasn't me. You must be lucky to have seven women friends, that's quite a few! I'd suggest changing some of the phrases to using contractions.


Like: What is in this box? to What's in this box?

Merry Christmas to whoever sent it!

hillwalker
12-26-2011, 02:31 PM
It wasn't me either - is it indeed the Scared Sisterhood :cryin: or the Sacred Sisterhood? :angelsad2:

They sound like some obscure feminist cult...

H

kittypaws
12-27-2011, 09:43 PM
Steven.....not YOU? sigh...
Seven women friends too many? Never! Reckon it is just a female thing.

Thank you for your read and comment.

always your friend.:)

kittypaws

kittypaws
12-27-2011, 09:45 PM
H ~ only YOU! Thank you for catching my typo....I just get so excited ya know! I found it funny and cute your reply.....:D

Would you like to join our cult? :smilielol5:

kittypaws

hillwalker
12-28-2011, 06:47 AM
I wouldn't be allowed in - wrong bits in the wrong place, etc. etc.

H