MystyrMystyry
12-16-2011, 04:55 AM
There is this Big Country in one hemisphere
And there is this Little Country in the other
The first Ruler is a ninny who won on a cheat
And the other too but with few more cheats
Anyway the ex-girlfriend of the second gets
On television to start a rumour his son has a
Photograph of the first's daughter pinned to
His bedroom wall - which is perhaps true, but
Word spreads and makes it to the Palace and
It becomes lore
Grounds for war
Well there are bombs and bullets and injury
And there are stinks of death, but they get
Rid of the entire ruling family who had been
Scuttling like cornered blackrats which is a
Really Good Thing but it cost so much you
Have to wonder if it is a trillion well spent
But finally it is over and the citizens of the
Little Country are glad to see the arses of
The Big Country because nothing is better
What an attitude
Such ingratitude
.
And there is this Little Country in the other
The first Ruler is a ninny who won on a cheat
And the other too but with few more cheats
Anyway the ex-girlfriend of the second gets
On television to start a rumour his son has a
Photograph of the first's daughter pinned to
His bedroom wall - which is perhaps true, but
Word spreads and makes it to the Palace and
It becomes lore
Grounds for war
Well there are bombs and bullets and injury
And there are stinks of death, but they get
Rid of the entire ruling family who had been
Scuttling like cornered blackrats which is a
Really Good Thing but it cost so much you
Have to wonder if it is a trillion well spent
But finally it is over and the citizens of the
Little Country are glad to see the arses of
The Big Country because nothing is better
What an attitude
Such ingratitude
.