veggies

[MystyrMystyry]

there's a place where the animals
spend their lives in the ground
the vegetables is interesting
cause they walk around
beetroots, leeks and carrots,
celery, beans and potaters
mingle with lettuce and beans
yams, capsicum and tomaters
humans is planted up to their necks
until their heads is big and ripe
when they's ready to pick
they's given a wipe
makes 'em all shiny in the basket
for the veggies to buy
and when shipped off to market
the price is raised high
human brains! worth a packet!
get ya fill of the smarts!
and then once ya've finished
use the skull to plays darts!
after a time - a seasonal thing
and wouldn't you know
the heads sprouts again
that's right: they starts to regrow
ready for plucking in a couple more months
for the veggie's annual feast
and this is what vegetarianism is
if you're a veggie instead of a beast

[billl]

Please remember to roll this one out again next Halloween.

[MystyrMystyry]

You'll have to remind me I think...