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Jassy Melson
11-22-2011, 06:47 PM
Tickets were all sold out.
I came up with the ingeniuos plan
of posing as one of his roadies.
I offered one of the toting crew
$100 to let me take his place.
He laughed in my face.

Hmm, I thought, this may cost me
more than I thought.

I offered $125 to the doorman
to let me in to hear
one of the gretest singers
of the past hundred years.

Again I was refused.

I slouched against the building
where Tony was singing,
sorrowing that I would never hear
that golden voice and perfect pitch.

Then the doorman motioned toward me
and opened the door.
I entered and the doorman said:
"Orders from Tony, you got a front row seat."

I was in heaven for an hour and a half
while Tony belted out all his hits.
Who says dreams can't come true.
I saw Tony Bennett from the front row
in Memphis, Tennessee in 2011.

cafolini
11-22-2011, 07:50 PM
$200?

Jassy Melson
11-23-2011, 12:28 PM
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cyberbob
11-28-2011, 10:55 PM
Who is tony bennett?

Jack of Hearts
12-01-2011, 03:57 PM
Isn't he the guy who wants to be flown to the moon to play amongst the stars? Doesn't he want to see what life is like on Jupiter and Mars?








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