Fragmentations

[MystyrMystyry]

I

All of a sudden my head fell off
And rolled along the gutter
And when it arrived at the stormwater drain
It fell through and drifted out to sea

II

Why is that scorpion talking to me?
And what's it talking about?
I hope it's not warning me that it's about to sting
Dammit! That's exactly what it was-...

III

Yesterday it was noses, today it was ears
How did I pass through all these long years
Without noticing that the best laughs to be had
Were from facial protuberences? How rad!

IV

I shot an arrow in the air

It stuck

I pulled it out and shot it again

This time it went straight up, came down into my foot when I wasn't looking

[MystyrMystyry]

V

Tossing and turning all night long
Waiting for the sunrise gong
How I wish it won't take long
To dispel this nightmare of King King

VI

Seven little monsters dance around my barrel
They've done it most of the night
They do it by the barn right next to the laurel
First time I saw them I got a fright

Don't mind so much now because they seem
Quite harmless - weird, but self-amused
I think I might join in so wide I beam
When the see me they snarl, so away I cruise

VII

May I have a large bowl of fresh pus please?

Thankyou very much

VIII

Marshmallows with mushrooms
I always get confused
Perhaps I'll stick to toadstools
And avoid critical abuse