Names of Essays

[Jack of Hearts]

Here is a list of the titles of essays this poster has written, spanning from senior year of high school to sophomore year of college. The essays were submitted in MLA format with these titles.




Names of Essays This Poster Has Written

Spartacus II: Judgment Day
Hold My Purse
Two Bit Toad's Goddamn Code
Terminator 4: I Love You
This is My Yardstick
The Sound of Music 2: The Day the Bunnies Died
Your Christmas Gift is a Barium Enema
Hedgehog Forever
Why I Love Bunnies



This reader formally apologizes to teachers everywhere for his career as a student.








J

[AuntShecky]

Thank you!



I really, really needed a laugh today (don't ask.)


(Gee, I hope the humor was intentional.)

[Charles Darnay]

As a student I was always cautious to travel outside of the academic box when it came to essay or essay titles. I had one professor who was appreciative of that sort of thing and when I tried something new his response was something along the lines of "I see what you were trying to do there and it was a great idea, but it didn't work out too well." Oh the risks we take to release ourselves from the mundane academic world.

But now as a teacher I would love if it one of my students handed in an essay titled "I love bunnies" - I'm getting sick of "rephrase essay question + insert title of work here" titles.

[Jack of Hearts]

This reader forgot one, a philosophy essay:


Oh the Hume-manity!

Glad you enjoyed them In hindsight, this reader wishes he would've been more kind to his English teachers. He holds the record for number of times ejected from class/ripping up term papers and taking a zero.



Live and learn.




J