Hollow E'en

[MystyrMystyry]

Mr Ghastly is a sight to behold
Mr Ghastly is from beyond the fold
Mr Ghastly is completely unclean
Mr Ghastly is thoroughly obscene


Mrs Creepy is utterly rotten
Mrs Creepy isn't forgotten
Mrs Creepy does things in secret
Mrs Creepy will make you regret


Mr Filthy is a smelly old berk
Mr Filthy knows where to lurk
Mr Filthy eats his own snot
Mr Filthy eats it a lot


Mrs Weirdy wears a blood coated vest
Mrs Weirdy is a neighborhood pest
Mrs Weirdy is covered in warts
Mrs Weirdy sniffs her own farts


Mr Ugly is best avoided
Mr Ugly is nulled and voided
Mr Ugly looks like a spleen
Mr Ugly has the face of a fiend


Mr Wacko cooks runny meat pies
Mr Wacko glares with black eyes
Mr Wacko makes a thick paste
Mr Wacko thinks you will sweeten the taste