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Delta40
10-15-2011, 06:46 PM
We could drive through the night
in your salary sacrificed car,
the electronic red glow
from the controls and meters
remind me as if I'm in space
so I lay back and imagine how easy
it is to be in cruise control, high above the Earth.
We shoot past the stars in search of the best pizza.
My Captain tells me screw the traffic
because I will love it and him when we get there!
After a few light years, we glide
to a smooth landing at the finest Interstellar Pizzeria
in the whole universe.
Inside the robotic waitress points us to
an escavated relic of a sign which reads:
Please wait here to be seated
while she wipes down tables
and the auto chef spins and flips bases
to Enrico Caruso's L'elisir d'amore
We are bound to obey the caligraphic order
because of the laser beams blocking our path.
Suddenly, the waitress looks up and transmits,
2200 hours. Sorry folks, we are now closed. Goodbye!

MystyrMystyry
10-15-2011, 07:28 PM
Ah Delta, now you got me wanting pizza - even more than I wanted it at the beginning.

It's clever, funny, and funnier on repeat readings :)

Jerrybaldy
10-22-2011, 06:54 PM
Fantastic Delta. I admire this greatly. The imagination the execution, I Completely loved it.