MystyrMystyry
10-14-2011, 04:30 PM
Jennifer Anistan swam to Afghanistan
On a bright and rainy afternoon
She wasn't there long when a Great Gong
Suddenly rang out from the Moon
Asked Goldilocks of the men in their frocks
'What the bleedin' bejeezuz was that!?'
Replied one with a beard, 'You know I'm afeared
That it sounded like something went Splat!'
Frowned at him angry because she was hungry
But also due to his not making sense
'What do you mean Ashwad? You're so clearly mad
That I'm beginning to feel quite tense'
'I hear things wrongly,' the Ghani affirmed strongly
'So what you heard and I heard are two diff'rent things'
'Oh!' gasped our Jenny, as dropped did the penny,
And then the berobed one, he sings:
'There's a noise in the wood, a tree I believe could
Have fallen but I wasn't there to hear it'
'In that case,' he went on, '(what I say won't take long)
I didn't hear it diff'rent, as I was nowhere near it!'
'But are you certain,' she tucked her shirt in,
'That the tree fell down in the first place?'
'Hadn't thought of that,' Ashwad groaned flat
As his expression slid from his face
He watched the muddle at his feet form a puddle
'I'm cured!' he barked, and began to dance
'Of what?' enquired Jennifer under a conifer
'Tell me quick before I fly to France!'
'Of having the answer, you jetsetting prancer
Now start flapping your wings and fly!'
Jenny did this and in her pocket hid his
Turban because it can get quite cold in the sky
.
On a bright and rainy afternoon
She wasn't there long when a Great Gong
Suddenly rang out from the Moon
Asked Goldilocks of the men in their frocks
'What the bleedin' bejeezuz was that!?'
Replied one with a beard, 'You know I'm afeared
That it sounded like something went Splat!'
Frowned at him angry because she was hungry
But also due to his not making sense
'What do you mean Ashwad? You're so clearly mad
That I'm beginning to feel quite tense'
'I hear things wrongly,' the Ghani affirmed strongly
'So what you heard and I heard are two diff'rent things'
'Oh!' gasped our Jenny, as dropped did the penny,
And then the berobed one, he sings:
'There's a noise in the wood, a tree I believe could
Have fallen but I wasn't there to hear it'
'In that case,' he went on, '(what I say won't take long)
I didn't hear it diff'rent, as I was nowhere near it!'
'But are you certain,' she tucked her shirt in,
'That the tree fell down in the first place?'
'Hadn't thought of that,' Ashwad groaned flat
As his expression slid from his face
He watched the muddle at his feet form a puddle
'I'm cured!' he barked, and began to dance
'Of what?' enquired Jennifer under a conifer
'Tell me quick before I fly to France!'
'Of having the answer, you jetsetting prancer
Now start flapping your wings and fly!'
Jenny did this and in her pocket hid his
Turban because it can get quite cold in the sky
.