Delta40
10-13-2011, 06:09 PM
You know I'll do anything for you
because I love you to bits
Honest, I would never lie.
But when you speak of me being there
to help pick up the pieces,
I have to put my foot down
and stub out any ideas you might have
like a cigarette
that I will be there for you
no matter what.
I'm trying to communicate here and I've
told you something so clear,
why even an unborn child could see it!
Yet there you are, at the end of the phone
gasping for breath, croaking pitifully to me,
Can you help me understand what you just said?
I told you, as your brother I love you.
I worry about you and I'll do anything to help
but not when the trouble
is the result of a bad decision.
How do you know I've made a bad decision?
Well the proof is in the pudding little sister and
the facts show I'm the one with the most commonsense.
I am an accurate judge of our family troubles,
which by the way, I've worked relentlessly on till you all get it right.
Am I supposed to be living my life according to my brother now?
Look, let's face it, I would never make the choices you have.
It's as simple as that. Now don't hang up! You'll regret it!
Just trust what I'm saying
so you might finally absorb this basic principle.
I'll do anything for you
as long as you're not asking me to help you
with something I strongly believe
you should have done better.
Well thanks so much. I'll remember your kind support.
In fact, I'll make sure as many people as possible know
what an amazing brother you are.
See? I'd knew you'd see the light! Now rest up
and consider how much stress you cause Mum
with all the dramas you dump on her
and I'll call you next week. I love you
I love you too. And thanks for being here.
No problem. I told you I'd do anything for you sis.
because I love you to bits
Honest, I would never lie.
But when you speak of me being there
to help pick up the pieces,
I have to put my foot down
and stub out any ideas you might have
like a cigarette
that I will be there for you
no matter what.
I'm trying to communicate here and I've
told you something so clear,
why even an unborn child could see it!
Yet there you are, at the end of the phone
gasping for breath, croaking pitifully to me,
Can you help me understand what you just said?
I told you, as your brother I love you.
I worry about you and I'll do anything to help
but not when the trouble
is the result of a bad decision.
How do you know I've made a bad decision?
Well the proof is in the pudding little sister and
the facts show I'm the one with the most commonsense.
I am an accurate judge of our family troubles,
which by the way, I've worked relentlessly on till you all get it right.
Am I supposed to be living my life according to my brother now?
Look, let's face it, I would never make the choices you have.
It's as simple as that. Now don't hang up! You'll regret it!
Just trust what I'm saying
so you might finally absorb this basic principle.
I'll do anything for you
as long as you're not asking me to help you
with something I strongly believe
you should have done better.
Well thanks so much. I'll remember your kind support.
In fact, I'll make sure as many people as possible know
what an amazing brother you are.
See? I'd knew you'd see the light! Now rest up
and consider how much stress you cause Mum
with all the dramas you dump on her
and I'll call you next week. I love you
I love you too. And thanks for being here.
No problem. I told you I'd do anything for you sis.