Juniper's Knees

[MystyrMystyry]

Juniper's knees
Are designed to please
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
Bend with ease
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
Help her climb trees
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
Not stung by bees
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
When it's cold they freeze
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
May taste like cheese
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
Ain't got fleas
Juniper's knees

Juniper's knees
Are exemplary knees
Juniper's knees

[Hawkman]

MM I think you may have overdone those knees a bit. This would have been a much more satisfying read if you had put it into one verse and dropped at least half of Juniper's knees. When one mentally excises most of the repetition it's really rather a fun poem.

Live and be well - H

[Buh4Bee]

Jees, Juniper's bees. What knees!

[tailor STATELY]

lol

I can't believe I'm writing this, but I think s7 l2 should contain the double negative "Ain't got no fleas" to further its charm. Just a thought.

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

[qimissung]

Does Juniper like the poem that has been written in her honor? :D

I skipped all the lines saying Juniper's knees, and just read the end rhymes, btw.

[MystyrMystyry]

I think she likes it Qimi. At least she hasn't said otherwise. (Maybe she hopes it will disappear?)

You may be surprised to learn I dreamt this (or at least a dream variation of it) during an afternoon nap

(Ah but that dream - all Litnet was a masquerade party in a mansion, sometimes it was seventeenth century, sometimes it could have been a scene from Bladerunner. A lot of witty banter going on. I wish I had a recording of it.)

[kittypaws]

I admit I have not been here much.....raising funds to save the animals (dogs, cats, rabbits that sort of stuff) but who is Juniper?

since fall is .... well falling here, a Juniper would be an evergreen...but I don't think that is right ....perhaps I should take off my shades and look? :confused:

kittypaws is back!!

[MystyrMystyry]

Thankyou Kittypaws - Juniper is the proud owner of two of the most amazing knees on Litnet, and I'm sure even the wider internet, so if you are wondering why I chose her knees, I didn't - her knees chose me (see reply above)

Good that you're back Kitty :)

taylor STATELY, Buh4bee, and Hawk - thankyou for the input - this thing's just reached 150 views (it must be the subject matter - they really are incredible knees - and the quality of comment)


Thanks all :)