Crappy Poem

[MystyrMystyry]

Pooem



Sitting on the dunny

Doing jobbies

What is it?

Diptheria?

Dysentry?

Diaohrea..?

A tumultuous storm of splatters and chunks

Coils and pellets

The thunderous blasts

Explosive speckles

Abstract Expressionism

In brown

Uh oh

Con

Stip


Aish



UN!


A log!

A terrible tsunami up the crack

More spluttering

And a final whiny trumpet

To sound the end

Of the ordurous ordeal

[Delta40]

LMFAO! I enjoyed EVERY drop of this! Great pooem, great wit!

[MystyrMystyry]

Thankyou Delta :)

[Hawkman]

Rather to scatological for my taste but to connoisseurs of lavatorial humour this must be a real scream. Phew!