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MystyrMystyry
09-29-2011, 05:56 PM
Pooem



Sitting on the dunny

Doing jobbies

What is it?

Diptheria?

Dysentry?

Diaohrea..?

A tumultuous storm of splatters and chunks

Coils and pellets

The thunderous blasts

Explosive speckles

Abstract Expressionism

In brown

Uh oh

Con

Stip


Aish



UN!


A log!

A terrible tsunami up the crack

More spluttering

And a final whiny trumpet

To sound the end

Of the ordurous ordeal

Delta40
09-29-2011, 06:07 PM
LMFAO! I enjoyed EVERY drop of this! Great pooem, great wit!

MystyrMystyry
09-29-2011, 06:26 PM
Thankyou Delta :)

Hawkman
09-30-2011, 06:37 AM
Rather to scatological for my taste but to connoisseurs of lavatorial humour this must be a real scream. Phew!