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MANICHAEAN
09-20-2011, 11:56 PM
A DIRTY OLD MAN.
Doha Airport Lounge 8.9.11.
11.35pm.

What does it take to become a dirty old man? An obvious requisite is to be of an adequate dotage with an appreciation of the opposite gender that precludes any consideration of age difference. Why are there no “Dirty Old Women?” Perhaps there are. Are they those that go under the exotic name of “cougars?” If so, there is still not that denigration applied to an older gentleman with a nubile young bit on his arm.

The problem with being a dirty old man is that it creeps up on you. Mentally, you still think like a 20 year old stud, but then invariably there comes a stage, ( look at Hugh Hefner for example), where the mind makes appointments that the body can’t keep, whatever the quality of product being dished up.

I was always a great fan of the American comedian George Burns after Gracie had died and he based his humour upon his great age. “Why do you play around with young girls George?” was one interviewer’s question. “Because I can’t find any my own age!” was the checkmate riposte. He laughed straight in the face of advancing years and achieved a mental equipoise denied to many. “I know how to treat a lady,” he was once reported as saying. “I invite her back to my place in Beverly Hills. A candlelit dinner, good wine, haute cuisine & a piano being played in the background. At 11pm its time for me to say goodnight, go to bed & I leave her to the piano player!”

When I broke up with my first wife, I never forgot what my old Dad told me. “Go and get yourself a young bit of stuff son.” Perhaps a Harley Street psychiatrist would have recommended the same and charged me an arm & a leg for the consultation. As it was, I took Dad’s advice and it was as sound then as it is today. A younger woman keeps you young. Ten years difference in age I find to be quite appropriate. Anything more than that and you are helping them with their homework.

Edward Gibbon had a great line somewhere in “The Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire,” where referring to a Byzantine potentate he informed us that the aforesaid gentleman possessed a library of 1,600 books and a harem of 200 concubines,” all of which he proceeded to elaborate “ were designed for usage as opposed to ostentation.” Bless his cotton socks. He was the sort of writer that could find humour in the Book of Job.

Steven Hunley
09-22-2011, 10:12 PM
I enjoy these reflective pieces and like work that provides food for thought. I bet they were Egyptian cotton socks!

Delta40
09-26-2011, 07:32 AM
Nice piece Manch. Cougars are not on the same par as Dirty Old Men mainly because there are so many more young women looking for 'Daddy' figures than there are young men looking for 'Mummies' IMHO. And that is the difference between the sexes!

MANICHAEAN
09-26-2011, 11:36 PM
Ah, now we are into supply and demand theory!

Its all flooding back to me: axis charts, interlocking curves relating one variable to the other, elastic & inelastic components.

Thanks Delta, you have sobered up my feverish speculations.

Regards
M.

AuntShecky
10-06-2011, 05:00 PM
There may not be any "dirty old women," but they do feel left out when the men their age chase after the young chicks. It's the Hollywood syndrome-- pairing 70-year-old Harrison Ford with a young starlet. No romantic roles for actresses over 40. Such injustice!


But, Oh, what devilish humor is in this piece, worthy of the great George Burns himself! There are many funny lines, but my fave is the one that says "any younger than that and you're helping them with their homework."

That reminds me of an aging celeb who chose a much-younger woman for his second wife. He said that the sex was great (must've used the little blue pill) but that the conversation was unsatisfying. She never could get any of his cultural references.




http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1076508#post1076508

MANICHAEAN
10-07-2011, 10:59 PM
Thank you Aunty.
Take care.
M.

cafolini
10-08-2011, 11:48 AM
A DIRTY OLD MAN.
Doha Airport Lounge 8.9.11.
11.35pm.

What does it take to become a dirty old man? An obvious requisite is to be of an adequate dotage with an appreciation of the opposite gender that precludes any consideration of age difference. Why are there no “Dirty Old Women?” Perhaps there are. Are they those that go under the exotic name of “cougars?” If so, there is still not that denigration applied to an older gentleman with a nubile young bit on his arm.

The problem with being a dirty old man is that it creeps up on you. Mentally, you still think like a 20 year old stud, but then invariably there comes a stage, ( look at Hugh Hefner for example), where the mind makes appointments that the body can’t keep, whatever the quality of product being dished up.

I was always a great fan of the American comedian George Burns after Gracie had died and he based his humour upon his great age. “Why do you play around with young girls George?” was one interviewer’s question. “Because I can’t find any my own age!” was the checkmate riposte. He laughed straight in the face of advancing years and achieved a mental equipoise denied to many. “I know how to treat a lady,” he was once reported as saying. “I invite her back to my place in Beverly Hills. A candlelit dinner, good wine, haute cuisine & a piano being played in the background. At 11pm its time for me to say goodnight, go to bed & I leave her to the piano player!”

When I broke up with my first wife, I never forgot what my old Dad told me. “Go and get yourself a young bit of stuff son.” Perhaps a Harley Street psychiatrist would have recommended the same and charged me an arm & a leg for the consultation. As it was, I took Dad’s advice and it was as sound then as it is today. A younger woman keeps you young. Ten years difference in age I find to be quite appropriate. Anything more than that and you are helping them with their homework.

Edward Gibbon had a great line somewhere in “The Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire,” where referring to a Byzantine potentate he informed us that the aforesaid gentleman possessed a library of 1,600 books and a harem of 200 concubines,” all of which he proceeded to elaborate “ were designed for usage as opposed to ostentation.” Bless his cotton socks. He was the sort of writer that could find humour in the Book of Job.

Excellent. Very to the point. Most genuine variations would fit this outline. And the book of Job? Ha! "What would we gain from fighting him, Job?"

cafolini
10-08-2011, 12:03 PM
There may not be any "dirty old women," but they do feel left out when the men their age chase after the young chicks. It's the Hollywood syndrome-- pairing 70-year-old Harrison Ford with a young starlet. No romantic roles for actresses over 40. Such injustice!


But, Oh, what devilish humor is in this piece, worthy of the great George Burns himself! There are many funny lines, but my fave is the one that says "any younger than that and you're helping them with their homework."

That reminds me of an aging celeb who chose a much-younger woman for his second wife. He said that the sex was great (must've used the little blue pill) but that the conversation was unsatisfying. She never could get any of his cultural references.




http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1076508#post1076508

Aunty, I have noticed that one of the problems is the give and take. Women perhaps take by giving while most men give to take. I have found that most women become extremely gloomy and apathetic with age, although there has been some progress. So to me it is not surprising that dirty old men can't find many dirty old women. But the other day I saw one that turned me on. Yet, as soon as I met her personally, the first thing she asked me was permission to pray for me. Have fun, aunty.

MANICHAEAN
10-08-2011, 11:04 PM
Dear Cafolini
You meet some strange females!. Do you reside near the Vatican City?

Believe it or not, it is my own experience, that you reach a state of limbo where you will feel more comfortable with the maturity of an older woman and yet still sustain a serpentine stirring in the loins in the company of more nubile young maidens.

The give & take argument is well made.

Best regards
M.

Delta40
10-09-2011, 12:25 AM
My daughter says its embarrassing being out in public with her father (my ex) He constantly ogles women the same age and/or younger than herself!