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Biggus
09-14-2011, 05:37 AM
DON’T TAKE A FENCE

My uncle John the fence died
When I heard I felt quite sorry
It was poetic justice though
As he fell off the back of a lorry

NIGHTMARE FLIGHT

The nightmare that keeps me up at nights
Is about oxygen masks on airline flights
They don't contain any oxygen it seems
They're only there to muffle the screams

tailor STATELY
09-14-2011, 06:29 AM
LOL I often wondered about #2

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

Biggus
09-14-2011, 07:15 AM
Thanks Tailor